We all have hobbies, right? Some of us can juggle. Others can sew. Kim Kardashian ? She can make millions of dollars without possessing a single marketable skill. The Chinese resident in the following video, meanwhile, can put on pants without using his hands. Seriously. For real. We’re not making this up. (Because we’d never, ever, ever think to.) Why bother to learn such a skill? Why would someone name his child Kash Register ? Don’t question it, people. Just sit back and enjoy this Final Countdown-themed piece of amazing footage now: Guy Puts on Pants with No Hands
Let’s just get right to it: The dog in the following photo looks very much like the male reproductive organ. So admits the owner of this unnamed canine himself, who posted the picture on imgur and wrote as a simple headline to the image: My dog looks like a hairy black penis . We mean… it’s true, don’t you think? We’re not judging. We just like to point out unexpected resemblances, such as Miley Cyrus’ knee and Seth Rogen … or this Satanist and Taylor Swift . Looking for dog photos that are more cute and less penis-like? You’ve come to the right place… 12 Dogs Who Lay on a Guilt Trip Worse Than Your Mother-in-Law 1. Sad Golden Retriever Studies have proven that it is physically impossible for human beings to say no to a dog when it makes this face.
We never thought we would say this, but turns out there may be something cuter than a baby napping with a puppy : A pig napped with two puppies! A imgur user has posted the following photos online, revealing very little about how this unusual friendship came to be, except to joke as a headline “My pig has an identity crisis.” That may be true. But it’s an adorable identity crisis! In this age of unexpected animal friendships ( see goat, donkey ), this has to be the most AWWW-inspiring, wouldn’t you say? Click around now and you’ll quickly agree… Pig Cuddles with Dogs: See the Pics! 1. Pig Cuddles with Dog Is there anything cuter in the world than a pig snuggling with a dog? There may not be.
Can we finally say it: Covering “Let It Go” has jumped the shark. Jimmy Fallon made sure of this on The Tonight Show yesterday, listing the latest version of this Frozen smash as the lowest-rated song on the chart. Cue a fake rendition of the Idina Menzel hit by Arnold Schwarzenegger and prepare to never look at the track the same way ever again. See what we mean in the first video below and then click through for other examples of “Let It Go,” including Menzel’s amazing original: 7 Artists Who Just Can’t “Let It Go” 1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Covers “Let It Go” Arnold Schwarzenegger sort of covers “Let It Go” in this Jimmy Fallon bit. But he definitely ruins it forever. In contrastingly awesome Frozen music news, the following parody of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” is one of the best things to hit the Internet in months. Let us ask you, dear readers, Do You Want to Go to Chipotle ?
Until Kate Upton nude photos actually surface online, we can’t think of anything in the world that would get us as excited as the dog in the following video. The funniest part, however, isn’t even the reaction of the bouncy pet to whatever his owner is about to set down in a bowl for him. It’s the reaction of said owner, who is calm, cool and collected while her canine FLIPS THE EFF OUT. Clearly/hilariously, this happens every single night… Dog Jumps for Joy Over Dinner We haven’t seen a dog go this crazy since Springer Spaniel saw that squirrel . Fun times in the dog world. Scroll through many others now: 36 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!
Not even the Coors Light twins love their beer as much as the man in the following video. His name is Jesse Stewart and he’s using a mandolin to come up with his own (surprisingly catchy) version of Donnie Dumphy’s “Cry Tunes.” But this is not just any version of a song. It’s one dedicated to the ice cold bottle of beer a friend of Stewart’s is holding in front of the camera. So, without further adieu, take it away, Jesse! Man Dedicates Song to Beer This is the best thing to happen to beer since those beer-flavored jelly beans .
Talk about giving new meaning to the word “crunch!” In the following video, an overweight individual digs into a slice of pizza while working out his abs, either proving that he’s seriously rushed for time or really doesn’t understand the concept of exercise. There’s little else to really say about the video, except that Jillian Michaels likely just fainted, stood up… and fainted again. Man Eats Pizza WHILE Working Out Dude, even Jessica Simpson knows how to lose weight. And she doesn’t know the difference between chicken and tuna. We’d tell you to shape up… but you’d likely inhale an entire pie while doing so.
Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture. But she does not look happy about it. The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn’t wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand. “PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama,” she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today. Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects. Kendall, of course, also took part in a W Magazine shoot this March and walked the runway during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. Remember the latter incident? The one where Kendall exposed her nipples on stage? Jenner really does seem to be making her way up in the fashion industry, meaning she’ll hopefully be able to stay famous without banging anyone on camera. Let’s see if she can succeed where Kim Kardashian failed. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!
Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture. But she does not look happy about it. The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn’t wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand. “PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama,” she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today. Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects. Kendall, of course, also took part in a W Magazine shoot this March and walked the runway during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. Remember the latter incident? The one where Kendall exposed her nipples on stage? Jenner really does seem to be making her way up in the fashion industry, meaning she’ll hopefully be able to stay famous without banging anyone on camera. Let’s see if she can succeed where Kim Kardashian failed. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!
