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Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes. See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason. Boring.

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Tagged based-on-eva, celeb news, eva mendes, Hollywood, like-bitch, start-acting, stupid-fake, the-grocery

Randomness: Nerd Girl Porn Style

Posted on August 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Random news from around the globe. This week, Ray Bradbury drives the young girls wild, John McCain thinks Snooki is 'too good looking' to go to jail, a talking and farting parakeet, and a man sprays semen on a woman in the grocery store. Oh, and plenty of robots and items about Japan too. added by: omnipotentpoobah

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Tagged bradbury, current, globe, grocery, Hollywood, man-sprays, Music, News, snooki, the-grocery, TMZ, week, young, young-girls

Sophie Monk’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it possible that Sophie Monk has lost a bit of her sex appeal? Here she is doing what she does best, practically nothing, the other day outside the grocery store in a pair of saggy short shorts and a stupid hat. Actually, she still looks pretty hot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see her lose the hat and wear some short shorts the way they’re supposed to be worn… With your ass hanging out. I could watch this chick’s long legs get in and out of a car all day. Nice. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

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Tagged Chick, day-outside, grocery, lost, more-pictures, Pictures, sophie-monk, the-grocery, TMZ, topless-bikini

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year… If any of the ridiculous components of this story were missing (i.e. child in dress, child drinking beer, child stealing, Chattanooga, TN…) it would be super depressing.

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Santa's Gym Clothes

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kind of like seeing your teacher at the grocery store, it doesn't feel right seeing Santa out of his suit. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Tagged feel-right, grocery, Hollywood, like-seeing, santa, suit, teacher, the-grocery, your-teacher

Alicja Bachleda-Curus in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Colin Farrell’s baby momma – 7 weeks after having her baby after being whipped into shape by him for fear that he’d leave her for someone who’s pussy is still intact and not still stapled shut healing after a kid’s been passed through it….and I’m not really complaining cuz a tit filled with milk makes late night trips to the grocery store a thing of the fucking past, it’s like having a fuckin’ cow grazing the field that is your shitty apartment….

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Fat Guy Hates "F*cking Fat Ladies" [NSFW]

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Self-proclaimed “fat dude” Norm has some words (mostly obscenity-laden) for fat ladies who ride around in motorized wheelchairs and take up his time in line at the grocery store.