So today is International Cleavage Day, I know, stupid cock teasing sluts misleading us with their push-up bras, and the team at Whitney Port’s website , yes unlike me, the internet hero, she has a team and no I don’t remember who Whitney Porn is, just sent me this picture of her captioned “The Day I Discovered I Had Cleavage”….which I assume was taken a few weeks after she got her period and a few years before she became a nobody who no one even remembers cuz The Hills was a stain, a shit stain, on American culture….something they are ashamed of as a nation, and that she was a part of….in fact…that was her claim to fame… But as a pervert who has no problem endorsing pics of the day any girl realized she’s got her cleavage….I am forced to post it, even though everything I have left in my soul tells me I’m just doing devil’s work endorsing suck crap……luckily I realized that long ago… Here’s the jailbait pic of someone you don’t remember…13 years old…creepy… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
‘We’re talking about the possibility of having another kid right away and then getting married,’ former ‘Hills’ star tells Glamaholic. By Christina Garibaldi Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Photo: Getty Images Kristin Cavallari has certainly come a long way since stirring up trouble on “The Hills.” The reality-TV star and her fianc
Let’s give Jennifer Love Hewitt a lot of credit: the actress isn’t even trying to pretend any longer. Why should you tune in for this actress’ upcoming new show on Lifetime, The Client List ? Not for the acting, not for the storyline, not for the production value. JLH made the reason clear in this scantily-clad promotional video for the April 8 premiere and now she’s doing it again in a new poster for the series: The Client List will air on Sunday nights and center on a single mother who takes over control of a brothel. We’ll certainly be tuning in. Or at least staring at this picture for the next few hours.
After Lorene Scafaria and Ashton Kutcher were spotted together in Italy over the holidays, a rep for the actor came out and shot down rumors of these two dating. But we wonder what that rep would say now. In the latest issue of Us Weekly , a witness says he spotted the screenwriter and the actor cozying up at a charity event on February 25. “They were affectionate,” the onlooker reports . “When they thought no one was watching, they held hands, and she rubbed his back and his neck.” Scafaria previously dated Adam Brody and Kutcher, of course, was married to Demi Moore for six years. That actress just left rehab and is reportedly vacationing now in Turks and Caicos.
Kacie Boguskie did what she (or the producers) had to do. That’s how she explains traveling all the way to Switzerland just to “warn” Ben Flajnik about Courtney Robertson on last week’s episode of The Bachelor . With Southern charm, bright eyes and a big heart, it was easy to see why so many people fell in love with Kacie B. and were rooting for her over Court. Alas, Ben was not one of those people. Speaking with reporters about her hometown date gone awry, her trip to Europe and if she thinks Ben Flajnik and his fiancee will last, she had this to say: On her elimination : “I definitely didn’t think it was me. When it got down to one rose, I thought that Nicki would be going home. I was shocked.” On why she went to Switzerland after getting axed : “Initially, I was not going there in search of a second chance. I really wanted closure.” “I had to make my peace about Courtney, because I care. Of course, there was a little part of me that hoped he’d be like, “I made a mistake. Stay.” On why she cares so much about Courtney : “I have a problem with somebody who has two sides, because I don’t know which is really you.” “She was manipulating – I’m not sure who she manipulated more, us or him.” On whether her hometown date sent Ben running for the hills : “As much as I’d like to think Tennessee and California aren’t that different, they are.” “He wanted to live with whoever he [picked], and he owns a winery, so those are two things in his life that don’t line up with my parents’ views.” “If whoever I’m with doesn’t mesh [with my family], that causes problems.” On whether he should pick Lindzi Cox or Courtney Robertson : “I’m Team Lindzi. I love Lindzi, but it seems like he and Courtney get along great.” “At the end of the day, it’s what makes him happy. If they are a great couple, who are we to judge? If they are meant to be together, they should be.” On her own romantic status update : “Still single. Watching has helped me get over it. I’m in a great place and ready to see who I meet next.” Who do you think Ben should choose on the March 12 finale?
Her name is Gillian Zinser. She’s some nobody and her biggest accomplishment in her career was that she went from guest appearance on 90210 the Next Generation to being a fulltime cast member something most people would be humilated about…you know if they were serious actors…but instead are just bottom feeding trash who belong on shows like Jersey Shore or The Hills…so this is a nice opportunity cuz it keeps them out of turning to porn…even though the face that 90210 The Next Generation exists is a fucking mystery to everyone with half a brain….. The good news is that they are already into their third season, which means they will run out of ideas soon and it will be pulled, but in the meantime, here is this bitch in some leather pants, not being as erotic as you’d think leather pants would be, I guess because you’re not there to smell the smells unbreathable fabrics produce….. Who cares.
Next episode, also featuring Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg, airs Saturday at 11 a.m. on MTV. By Lauren Kearney Kristin Cavallari Photo: Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images We all remember party girl and badass Kristin Cavallari from ” The Hills ,” and the die-hard “Hills” fans remember where it all began: “Laguna Beach.” On this week’s episode of “When I Was 17,” Kristin takes us back in time to her “Laguna Beach” days, rehashing a Halloween rager that almost went off without a hitch. “When I was 17, my Dad got remarried and went away on his honeymoon, so I threw a huge Halloween party,” Kristin recalls on the latest episode, premiering Saturday at 11 a.m. on MTV and also featuring Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg. “Everyone was dressed up for Halloween, which makes it that much more fun. We were definitely dancing. We were drinking. My house was filled with people.” The next day, Kristin cleaned the entire house until it was spotless, leaving no evidence of the party the night before. Or so she thought. “I thought I did such a good job. And then my dad and my stepmom came home, and apparently I just missed one beer can under the couch, and that’s what my Dad found.” Busted! But we’re glad Kristin decided not to change her partying ways. After all, what would “Laguna Beach” have been without the party girl? Don’t miss this week’s episode of “When I Was 17,” featuring Kristin Cavallari, Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg, at 11 a.m. Saturday on MTV. Related Videos Preview ‘When I Was 17’ Featuring Kristin Cavallari Related Photos Star Gazing: Kristin Cavallari
This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story. Here’s the optical ass-lusion.
