Tag Archives: the-internet

Sweet Swirly Revenge: Funniest Blac Chyna Pregnancy Memes

Hilarious Blac Chyna Pregnancy Memes WELP, the Petty Gods have spoken: Blac Chyna is preggo with Rob K’s baby (SHOCKER) which shattered the internet and secured her well-deserved spot in the Petty Hall of Fame . Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) Blac Chyna pregnancy memes.

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Skin Links 5.6.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Lorde’s Nipple Should be Considered a Work of Art Fleshbot Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip on a fashion shoot  Taxi Driver Movie Minka Kelly pokies in a white dress  The Nip Slip Vita Sidorkina for TREATS  Drunken Stepfather Sabine Jemeljanova sweatshirt strip  Egotastic All Stars Kym Graham in Venetian Memories  Boobie Blog Serena Bucaj in a bikini  Last Men on Earth Olivia Munn explains why she turned down Deadpool to play Psylocke  Double Viking It’s Time for a Chick Batman  Steakwood  … read more

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#BlackGirlMagic: Meet The Flawless Stunner Who Won #MetGala2016

Meet The Stunning Aja Naomi King All eyes were glued on flawless stunner Aja Naomi King ( How To Get Away With Murder ) who turned heads (and broke the internet) with an absolutely breathtaking look that won the Met Gala . Hit the flip to meet the flawless stunner who won #MetGala2016.

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Hold Up, WAYMENT: Nas Posted A Pic Of InstaHottie Holly Joso & Everyone Thought It Was Kelis

Nas Broke The Internet With Not-Quite-Kelis Rap legend Nas is kinda terrible at the internet and posted InstaHottie Holly Joso (who slightly resembles his ex-wife Kelis) on IG without tagging her (and shutting down possible rumors) in a hilariously messy moment that never had to happen. Hit the flip for a peek into the not-quite-Kelis hysteria.

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Hold Up, WAYMENT: Nas Posted A Pic Of InstaHottie Holly Joso & Everyone Thought It Was Kelis

Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day

I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song… It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck… The post Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#TransformationTuesday: Talented Texas Makeup

Texas Makeup Sorcery Shares Transformation Photos A Houston, Texas makeup has officially changed the game with her beat face that have transformed her clients. Makeup sorcery , witchcraft and voodoo are the internet’s BIGGEST obsession right now that grows more obsessive by the day. Check out the tweet that went viral below: I need to find this MUA. pic.twitter.com/db6aI3tBv1 — #TLOPhive. (@drizzyxcole) March 22, 2016 Hit the flip to peep the best transformations from the very talented Vanity Throne next….

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Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say: “Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.” Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to…. Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to…. Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now… The post Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

This is what Shakira’s ass has become… This is what Shakira’s ass was…. Or This one… I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries… I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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