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Put On Blast: A Picture Of Lil Wayne And His New Dancer Jawn “Princess Saralyn” In Post-Coital Bliss “Leaks” To The Net!

Weezy F. Baby, and the “F” stands for “F***in with these hoes got me put out there” A Picture Of Lil Wayne Sleeping Next To A Woman Leaks To The Internet Apparently Lil Wayne is not mourning his break-up with swirly girlfriend Dhea, because a picture of him and his new jawn laying together half-dressed has somehow, magically, made it to the internet. Once the picture “leaked”, Saralyn took to her Twitter page ASAP to do a lil’ damage control. All that sounds good, but clearly Saralyn took the picture. So HOW would it have gotten out if she didn’t send it to someone in a sad attempt to look fly being the 999,000th woman to swap fluids with Dwayne Carter??? How many more people does this broad need before you believe her? We already know that Wayne doesn’t like his ladies being involved with social-networks, let’s see how long “Princess Saralyn” lives in Weezy’s lap… Fellas, would you hit it?? Image via Twitter

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Put On Blast: A Picture Of Lil Wayne And His New Dancer Jawn “Princess Saralyn” In Post-Coital Bliss “Leaks” To The Net!

Put On Blast: A Picture Of Lil Wayne And His New Dancer Jawn “Princess Saralyn” In Post-Coital Bliss “Leaks” To The Net!

Weezy F. Baby, and the “F” stands for “F***in with these hoes got me put out there” A Picture Of Lil Wayne Sleeping Next To A Woman Leaks To The Internet Apparently Lil Wayne is not mourning his break-up with swirly girlfriend Dhea, because a picture of him and his new jawn laying together half-dressed has somehow, magically, made it to the internet. Once the picture “leaked”, Saralyn took to her Twitter page ASAP to do a lil’ damage control. All that sounds good, but clearly Saralyn took the picture. So HOW would it have gotten out if she didn’t send it to someone in a sad attempt to look fly being the 999,000th woman to swap fluids with Dwayne Carter??? How many more people does this broad need before you believe her? We already know that Wayne doesn’t like his ladies being involved with social-networks, let’s see how long “Princess Saralyn” lives in Weezy’s lap… Fellas, would you hit it?? Image via Twitter

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Put On Blast: A Picture Of Lil Wayne And His New Dancer Jawn “Princess Saralyn” In Post-Coital Bliss “Leaks” To The Net!

Meet My Future Ex-Wife Kaki West

If you don’t know who this Kaki West woman is, don’t feel bad, I just recently met her on the internet myself. Whoever she is, I want to marry her, then divorce her and have her take half my money. That doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, here she is stretching out her tight body before pretending to go for a run. I like it. Pretty face, perfect booty and big beautiful breasts…. I’m in love. I know that because of the strange feeling I’ve got in my pants.

Gina Gershon Bikini of the Day

Gina Gershon is 50 and in her bikini. I don’t know shit about her, but apparently she went to High School with Lenny Kravitz at Beverly Hills High along with the cast of 90210 …which is something I wish my WIKIPEDIA page read, but unfortunately, I don’t have a wikipededia page, because I don’t matter, it is like I don’t even fucking exist according to the internet….and supported by my soul….you see cuz I’m dead on the inside…I blame my wife’s disgusting vagina for ruining me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO

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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera… Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body…. Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/kate-upton-bikini-dance-2.flv

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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

So I saw these pics of Erin Wasson circulating the internet the last couple of hours….they claimed they were from Glamour France July 2012….but I knew I saw these titties in this stance before….So I did some very intense investigative journalism…and found THE SAME PICS IN VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2010 …..Is the internet lying to me…or is the Fashion media running on a budet, recycling old photoshoots that are still relevant cuz people still dress this way, is the economic crash in Europe to blame for low budgets, who fucking knows and who fucking cares, cuz Erin Wasson is a hot, surfer, cool chick model…and I’ll look at tit pics of her from any year….I don’t need recent, I just need topless…. I do feel pretty clever for catching this though…you see cuz i don’t even remember posts I’ve done a day often times an hour after I post them. I must be connected at the soul with this bitch or something….

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Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn represents all that is wrong with celebrity….She got herself on some nerd show, luring the nerds, who are a loyal fan base, and felt she was bigger than she actually is…even though she’s never really had any solid work, and the work she has had has not been substantial at all…if anything it has been bottom feeding…and instead of posting a bikini top under a sheer shirt…she should be jerking off on the internet for the virgin losers who made her…I’m talking dirtier twitter pics…and not just shit appealing to weirdos who get off to girls eating….step your game up whore.

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Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Sarah Silverman and Other Ugly Chicks Full Frontal Nudity in Take This Waltz of the Day

Seeing Sarah Silverman naked is one of the most unfortunate things that has happend to this site…possibly the most unfortunate things to have happened to the internet… You see one thing I hate is when ugly chicks are celebrated as hot, Sarah Silverman, being ugly, yet she was always on hot lists….at firt I wondered if I was the only one who saw a fat, shitty tit, ugly horse face cunt who isn’t even funny, but who is obvious….past her prime….and even her prime wasn’t prime in the grand scheme of things…just better than now…..even though now is the time she decided to get naked….what a mess…a mess her fans are hard about….horrible…. Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski are also naked in this movie….What kind of man hating lesbian who appreciates girls for their personalities cast this shit…. Here are the unfortunate clip: This just doesn’t make sense….and I can’t un-see it….but the good news is I like seeing all girls naked….even ones I fear… Here are the other 2 clips I’ve got….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/MichelleWilliams_TakeThisWaltzHD_1.flv

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Irina Shayk for S Moda May 2012 of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie or bathing suits or whatever the fuck these are and she looks fucking hot…you know the kind of girl I’d agree to meet off the internet, even though I have a strict policy of not meeting anyone off the internet, because the internet scares me and is filled with abnormal people…..and it makes me nervous when they are posing as hot bitches….willing to meet me…cuz either they aren’t hot bitches at all….or if they happen to be hot bitches…they sure as hell aren’t stable…I attract the weird ones even via blog post….and I just don’t wanna get murdered….I mean unless it is by Irina Shayk, but she’s no longer in that territory…she’s all famous and snobby and wanted by rich and famous dudes….the days of ordering her Russian ass out of a catalog are done….Sad.

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Irina Shayk for S Moda May 2012 of the Day

Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine US May 2012

The other day I posted some pics of BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ TURKEY ….well apparently…..she also snuck her way into the American GQ…..like a crafty little retard with Downs Syndrome who doesn’t actually have Downs Syndrome, her face just kinda looks like she does, and I like to point it out, since I am overly analytical of pictures I see of bitches being marketed to us as being hot, giving other bitches insecurities about not looking like they have Downs Syndrome, only to spend their nights building contraptions at home to make their head look more like a water head…..and I am all for giving girls a complex about being fat or having shitty tits….but to look more retarded is just weird…. That said, as a wife to an Athlete, she does a good job staying fit…and when she’s half naked and photoshopped, she hardly looks like the institutionalized chronic masturbating people left there by their parents who didn’t want them fucking up their lives at the home I used to change diapers at…..

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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine US May 2012