Rihanna posted some pictures of her little tits in her bikini and from this angle she almost looks hot….you know a nice toned stomach from all her dancing around on stage….but then I see pictures of her at Coachelle performing in shorts….with an ass like this….. And it makes me think this shit is all smoke and mirrors and shot from thr right angle….reminding me that all girls on the internet only post pics of themselves that they think are hot…so whever you see a questionable picture of them on Facebook or instagram, realize that that is probably more truth that their hot pics….if anything…their worst pic is probably them at their best….and their best pics are just the freak second the lighting, angle, pose was right…. But the good news is….since this is the internet….we can only focus on their good…..cuz we don’t know these bitches in person….and don’t have to worry about truths when jerking off…I mean other than the obvious “we’re pathetic”….you know the shit that made us realize tears are a great lube! Here are some more of her coachella porno….
When you have a ridiculously busty mode….who is only successful because of the internet and our love of her tits….at 19….that we all know are going to become a belly at fat ass at 25….making her the next Anna Nicole Smith….but we don’t have to worry about that now…we can just appreciate her for what she is right now…. You don’t take pictures of her without exploiting her tits….Disappointing…
I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.
There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by have sex with I mean knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life…named Anastasia Ashley…Her ass drives me fucking nuts and need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face/chin/fingers…. I generally hate all the bitches I post…but surfers are cool shit…I envy their lifestyles and want to lick their salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn…. rockin bodies are my weakness… The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than hollywood trash with their big houses and 24 hour security camera….you know all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera….take some pics…follow her home and I’m in…. Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my beard, but shit’s good enough for me….since I’m not in Hawaii….and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as an obstacle between me and my new soul mate….you know since Lohan didn’t pan out…. Anastasia Ashley….we will end up loving each other when you’re gay looking boyfriend with his children of the corn Old Navy commerical hair fucks up…and he will…I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and penis to not realize is inside you, partially cuz of the roofies…but mainly cuz it’s that small. I love you…or at least love your ass….or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body….just marry me already…our love affair has gone on too long….it’s time to
I got in a fight with a girl on the internet for saying something like “I’m Famous on the Internet”….and she made a point of saying that I wasn’t…hurting my feelings, making me cry a little cuz I’m a sensitive soul, but then realizing, she was just a dumb cunt who doesn’t know what’s up, cuz I have the best and biggest site on the internet people pretend they don’t read….and I’m famous on the internet…but don’t take my word for it….Playboy agrees. They asked me to be part of their Celebrity College Basketball Bracket choices…. keep in mind I know nothing about sports…. Here’s my own predictions with my own bracket …even though I don’t know shit about sport….the power of alcoholism and a sixth sense I credit my native American roots told me this was the way it was gonna pan out…..but you’ll just have to see…March Madness is here motherfuckers…. Now since you are here for the pussy….Playboy posted a HOT GALLERY OF HOT BITCHES WITH BASKETBALLS TO CELEBRATE But you can also CHECK OUT MY BRACKET .
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her….. I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks… But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be…. The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats….. So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her…. That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit…. The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with. Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it. And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Even if you’re not a self-proclaimed “Gleek,” you’ll be singing a happy tune when you see Glee star Heather Morris hitting some real high notes as she poses nude in her room. Ok, that’s enough of that. But seriously, will these female celebs ever learn that if they take nudie pics of themselves with their phones, it will end up on the internet? Mr. Skin certainly hopes not. See more leaked nudes of Glee star Heather Morris after the jump!
You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Casey Anthony recorded a video diary last October, but it was uploaded to youtube and has now exploded across the internet over the last 24 hours. This just strikes me as bizarre. Have you heard about this? Anderson Cooper discussed … Continue reading → Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : I’m Not Obsessed Discovery Date : 05/01/2012 17:34 Number of articles : 2
isn’t it kind of perverted to like pictures of some hot chick in a schoolgirl outfit? It just doesn’t feel right, I like it. Here’s hottie Arianny Celeste hamming it up for the cameras in what have to be some Twitter pictures. Everyone’s jumped on the post pictures of yourself on the internet bandwagon. I guess if I had breasts like hers I’d post pictures of them too… In the tub, on a bicycle, jumping up and down on a trampoline. You name it. *Vote for Arianny Celeste in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll
