Tag Archives: the-internet

Kim Kardashian Assumes The Position

Here’s reality nobody Kim Kardashian showing us that she’s more than just an abnormally large ass on a hot girl’s body. Ummmm…. I don’t want to seem dirty or anything, but I’ve been searching the internet for at least a decade now and I’ve seen women in this position before. Sure, sometimes it’s because they’re shocked to see the price of a Stain Master Carpet , but most of the time it’s because something really really nasty is about to happen. I’ll let your imagination do the rest. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Are Wikileaks Activists Finally Realizing Their Founder Is a Megalomaniac? [Wikileaks]

Julian Assange ‘s attempt to spin his creepy romancing of two Swedish women into a Pentagon smear campaign was a huge mistake. Now Assange’s role as the head of the secret-sharing website WikiLeaks is in doubt. It’s about time. More

Reddit Tells Conde Nast to Go to Hell [Feuds]

Incredibly popular Internet linkdump Reddit was informed by its corporate parent, Conde Nast , that it could not sell ads supporting Proposition 19 , California’s marijuana legalization ballot initiative. So Reddit figured out how to preserve its soul and screw Conde, too. More

Don’t Put Your Secret Second Marriage Photos on Facebook [Pro Tip]

Fellas, how many times do we have to go over this: when you leave your wife and family in Ohio and go secretly marry a much younger woman in Florida, do not let her put the wedding photos on Facebook. More

Crazy Facebook Ass of the Day

I used to have a feature on the site I called “stepFAME” where I’d basically find some random chick and either put her on blast, that’s mainstream hip hop talk for rip into her for being a cunt, or I’d focus on how hot the bitch was, and I always ended the post with the line “I made you famous, bitch”….I am thinking about bringing it back, and I’m starting with this hispanic ass from Facebook that’s just bananas… So Vensea Tica Linda…I just made you famous bitch….if you are in fact a real person….even though I think this is some fake profile designed to lure boys into sending nude pics…but I am postin it anyway…even though she looks 15…..but I don’t think 15 year olds have asses like this…or post them to Facebook, so maybe she’s just got a young face…. To See Her Profile Follow This Link GO

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4Chan’s Sad War To Silence Gawker [Webtards]

The denizens of internet troll hive 4chan.org launched an attack on Gawker Media’s servers at noon Eastern today, apparently unhappy we wrote about how they coordinated the harassment of an 11-year-old girl. We survived the onslaught, but 4chan isn’t done. More

Where Do You Go to Get Angry? [Pain]

After reading the news that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are getting back together to live in wedded conservative bliss, I immediately went to FoxNews.com to read the joyful comments and get angry. Why do I do this to myself? More

It’s official – Groundbreaking study proves Elephants never forget!

Drama as elephant stampedes through Oxford Circus! added by: RedPill_London

Independent scientist takes flight over Gulf – ppl swimming in waters covered w/ sheen

Horrific. added by: samantha420

Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Here’s new Miss USA Rima Fakih posing in some sexy bikini pictures. It may look like she’s about to take her top of….. She’s not. Not that I need her too, I’ve seen so many nipples in my travels on the internet over the years that I can pretty much imagine what any woman looks like with her top off. It’s a gift. I think I’m going to teach a class about it at the learning annex this fall to make a little extra cash. See you there.