Wal-Mart Selling Black Lives Matter Wal-Mart has most everything we could ever need. They have screwdrivers, cereal, tampons and even Magnums. But now they’re carrying something we didn’t expect: Black Lives Matter shirts. This has caused the #AllLivesMatter, #MAGA maybe racists to lose their damn minds. They’re even talking about boycotting Wal-Mart. Racists boycotting Wal-Mart? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Let’s look at their anger and soak up their tears in BLM shirts* *However, you should still probably buy your BLM shirts from independent black retailers just to be safe.
Twitter Verification Questions Are Incredible Yesterday Twitter hit us with #BlackTwitterVerificationQuestions but you know how Twitter is. The jokes don’t stop there. Now cities are having their own verification questions and they’re even more hilarious. No chill. Let these jokes fill your soul and remind you of home…or wherever you are. Because they will have you chuckling in your cubicle all day.
Cardi B’s Best Slays Cardi B is known for being boisterous and wild. She’s definitely a character (who should run for president one day, but that’s neither here nor there). She’s so known for her vines that people don’t realize she absolutely gives us life when she steps out. When she gets it together she gets it together for real. Take a look at her most glorious glow ups and thank us later.
Extravagant Bill Gates Purchases Spend shaming has been a big obstacle for people with lower incomes and people in the black community. Our desire to have nice things has been used to blame us for a multitude of problems in our community. That tired trope reared its ugly head again whit this heada$$ tweet. Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg: no Gucci belt in sight. As if Gucci belts are the standard for billionaire stunting. There are a ton of problems with that tweet but one of them is the idea that these rich white people don’t spend their money on frivolities too. So we’re here to break that stereotype right now and show you some of Bill Gates’ most luxurious spending habits.
Trevor Noah Buys Tomi Lahren Cupcakes Trevor Noah has been under fire for being so damn nice to racist Tomi Lahren. Not only did he have her on his show and take her for drinks, he followed that all up with cupcakes. Now it’s possible the cupcakes are standard for Daily Show guests. Or maybe it’s not. Whatever the case, people are outraged. Y'all are killing it with Trevor Noah cupcake tweets. Keep 'em coming, girls! Keep 'em coming! LMAO pic.twitter.com/rfky5tUfD8 — Shelly Ellis (@ellisromance) December 7, 2016 Rightfully so? What do you think?
Black Women Who Dominated TV TV in 2016 has been all about black excellence. This was the year that black people really broke through the glass ceiling to prominence. And the people leading the charge were black women. These black women dominated and showed off their excellence all year. So let’s take some time to celebrate these women and salute them as they continue on their path to greatness.
Take A Virtual Tour Of Trey Songz’ New $3.5 Million Home In California Ladies (and some of you fellas), have you ever had a fantasy about getting smashed to smithereens by one Mr. Tremaine Aldon Neverson ? Welp, update your fantasy because the house where you hypothetically get a piece of Trey’s man meat is now in Bell Canyon, California according to Realtor . The edgy R&B singer is now the proud owner of this $3.5 million mansion not too far from the Kardashian compound of Calabasas. Sporting 6 bedrooms, 7.5 bathrooms, pool, tennis court and guest house, Trey is getting a whole lot for his money. Flip the pages a few times to see how Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl is livin’. Image via CRISNET
24-Year-Old Pedophile Teacher In Texas Facing 30 Years For Sex With Teen Student Still. After all the stories that we’ve heard about teachers losing their jobs and/or going to prison for letting students smash them to smithereens, these erotic educators STILL need that underaged D. Enter, Alexandria Vera . A 24-year-old former teacher at Stovall Middle School who bust it wide open for an 8th grader who she met during summer school. According to KHOU , the sexual tryst went on for almost an entire year. This wasn’t just sex, Vera had been introduced to the child’s family, was invited to family functions and was generally accepted by the boy’s parents as a legit “girlfriend”. They were even “supportive and excited” when Alexandria became pregnant. Who the f**k ARE these “parents”??? Anyway, word must have gotten out around town because child protective services showed up at the school to find out exactly what the hell was going on. Their investigation lead an extremely scared Vera to get an abortion. Alexandria Vera was originally charged with continuous sexual abuse of a child after her June arrest. She pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of aggravated sexual assault of a child. Alexandria was initially charged with continuous sexual abuse of a child and was facing life in prison, she plead out to a lower charge of aggravated sex assault which carries a maximum of 30 years. The boy was sent to foster care and his parents have been ordered to undergo therapy, but were not criminally charged. Image via Facebook
More “What Does It Look Like I Do For A Living” Tweets The “ What Does It Look Like I Do For A Living ” phenomenon has been off the hook all week. People have been spreading slander left and right and it’s been beautiful. Remember? Well the jokes have only gotten more vicious as of late. These new ones are the worst of the worse. So let’s take a look at some more roasting sessions.
