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Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones III kissing picture

In a July 2010 interview, Karissa Shannon revealed she is dating actor Sam Jones III. Karissa Shannon at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. You know, I#39;m really getting sick of how intrusive the paparazzi have been getting lately. It#39;s almost like a fine upstanding young lady can#39;t hold her ass up in the air anymore without them getting all up in her grill. Just leave her alone! Lots of phone calls and e-mails to return on this lovely morning at the end of a controversial Cowtown we

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Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit. So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago… These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Audrina Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage…. You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date…. You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown…. PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face. I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you…. Pics via Fame

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Ashley Greene Does the Gym of the Day

All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag. Pics via Fame

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Robert Pattinson Defends Kristen Stewart, Slams "Nerds on Blogs"

Ouch, Robert Pattinson. Ouch . Speaking to Entertainment Weekly for its upcoming Eclipse cover story, the gorgeous actor was asked about Kristen Stewart’s comments last month, where she compared the paparazzi to rapists . While Kristen herself saw the error in her word choice and maturely apologized for it, Rob stood up for his rumored girlfriend and pointed the finger at, well… us. “That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate,” he said “All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone… there are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.” Don’t worry, Kristen. Rob has your back. Pattinson may have a decent point overall, but this wasn’t the ideal topic to express it over. Stewart clearly over-stepped with her reference to “rape” and can often come across as ungrateful for her lot in life. But she dealt with that issue herself in the aforementioned apology and this doesn’t seem to be a battle she needed her man to fight on her behalf. The pair were seated next to one another during this interview, though, and it did lead to one of Stewart’s funniest points to date. After Rob finished his rants, she said: “See, if I said that? Crucifixion. You can say so much more than me. It’s insane…you could say, ‘I just took a s***on the Queen’s face,’ and people would be like, ‘Oh, I love him! I love him!'” Ha! She’s totally right. P.S. Rob, we prefer to be labeled as “geeks,” thank you very much!

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Robert Pattinson Defends Kristen Stewart, Slams "Nerds on Blogs"

Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored…. That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses. But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares…… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that…. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Royal BS: Tabloid Invents Details of Prince William/Kate Middleton Wedding

At some point, Kate Middleton and Prince William will likely get married. Here’s to hoping the ceremony takes place in a town hall civil ceremony! That would show these annoying supermarket tabloids, who continue to cash in on the mere presumptions of what this royal wedding will look like . In the latest example of anonymous sources citing unspecified facts regarding the couple’s plans, OK! Weekly reports that William and Kate will attempt to duplicate the nuptials of the former’s late mother, Princess Diana. “Princess Diana talked about what she wanted her sons’ weddings to be like even when she was pregnant with them,” said a source. Ironically, Princess Diana was also killed because the paparazzi were chasing her limo. So it’s nice to see celebrity gossip reporters have learned from their mistakes and are giving William and Kate room to breathe. Sigh.

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