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Vanessa Minnillo’s Awesome Sweater Puppies

Here’s the extremely popular host of the hit ABC reality show True Beauty Vanessa Minnillo fighting off the paparazzi and mobs of adoring fans just to cross the street. I’m obviously kidding. The show is rotten and she’s pretty much a nobody. However, she does have some nice sweater puppies that I couldn’t ignore. I’ve actually been forced to watch this crappy show and I have to say that my favorite part is when they bring Vanessa out at the end to surprise the contestants and nobody has the slightest clue who the hell she is. Awesome.

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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Jaimie Hilfiger is a Fake Model in her Bikini of the Day

This bitch had her uncle pay for her career, not that she has a career, but whatever she did to get her name out there enough for me to know who she is, and now I guess he is paying for the paparazzi to take pictures of her because whatever they did the first time, to get her to this level of whatever it is that her hardly hot body has didn’t work out as well as she hoped, so here she is acting a fool in some desperate attempt that I can get behind because bikini pictures are always awesome…s… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jenny McCarthy’s New Pussy of the Day

Not an actual new pussy, but remembering her obnoxious MTV career, she probably needs one. Shit probably did its fucking rounds and that pollution is what lead to an autistic baby that she’s turned into profit by writing books on the shit, creating events and fundraising for, taking her out of the trashcan she belongs in and putting her in the sa Not that you or anyone else cares about Jenny McCarthy or her big stupid head, now that she doesn’t show off her 90s Playboy bush and fake tits, but here she is with her new man pussy after dumping crazy Jim Carrey and leaving him in some kind of bi-polar hole while letting this balding kid inside her hole to help her get through the shit….and move on…. Her boy toy, mid-life crisis, looks like he may just be one of her Autistics from the center she volunteers at who she decided to take out for dinner, but maybe he’s not actually a retard, but just looks like that cuz fucking Jenny McCarthy in her 40s takes getting drunk to focus on the memory of the Jenny McCarty you jerked off to in the 90s who you finally scored… Either way, here are the boring pics…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Amanda Seyfried Lookin’ Dumpy with her Sex Partner of the Day

After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks… But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age…. But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes. Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jesse James Tries To Avoid The Paps

On the day the news broke that wife Sandra Bullock was divorcing him and taking their adopted son with her, Jesse James tried to avoid the prying eyes of the paparazzi outside his home as he drove his kids to school before heading off to work at his motorcycle shop.

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Hollyweird Part 1

Being the paparazzi, not much surprises us but yesterday, we definitely were when Bobby Trendy got out of his car in this weird clown looking getup. Yeah, we have no idea what’s going on.

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Holly Madison Nude in Playboy: Book It!

She hasn’t gotten naked in awhile, instead choosing to focus on giving props to Snooki and getting very close to Benji Madden . But she also hasn’t been photographed by the paparazzi in awhile, nor seen her post-Hugh Hefner boning stock rise to the levels of former housemate, Kendra Wilkinson. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Holly Madison says she’ll soon pose nude for Playboy . Again. “Maybe not right away because I was just on the cover last year,” Madison told E! News. “Maybe get a little bit of time in between, but I also don’t want to be one of those superold ladies who needs a ton of Photoshop, either.” In fact, Holly – whose new reality show, Holly’s World , debuts in June – says she has a major “pet peeve” when older women pose for Playboy because they want to prove how someone over 40 can be beautiful… yet the entire spread is clearly Photoshopped. “Sometimes the pictures don’t even look like photographs. It looks like it came from the same people who brought you Shrek ,” she joked. How does Madison maintain her figure? She says she eats “half junky and half healthy.” As for future career plans? The Las Vegas resident says: “I want to be mayor in, like, 10 years.” Just show us your boobs again and then we’ll talk about our vote, okay? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Are the Paparazzi Really Plotting Against Lindsay Lohan? [Conspiracy Theory]

Falling outside a club last week , LiLo said the paparazzi pushed her. After falling again last night, LiLo was denied entry from another club—and says it’s the paparazzi’s fault, for bribing bouncers to humiliate her. Is it true? More