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Ashley Greene Looks Chilly

As the Internet’s resident expert on nippleitis, I didn’t know that hotties could come down with the condition during the summer… But then I saw these pictures of Ashley Greene out running errands in LA, and I guess I was wrong. Let’s just hope it’s not contagious! » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Thong

I was all set to ignore these pictures of Paris Hilton  shopping in Milan with her latest rich douche boyfriend, because as far as I can tell, her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much up. But then I scrolled through and saw that she made sure to bend over and give the paparazzi some thong action. So nevermind, I never should have doubted Paris or her ability to stay famous via a well-timed wardrobe malfunction. All you ladies out there should be taking notes. This is the work of a true pro. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day

Marion Cotillard is a French actress and she’s 40 so therefore she’s relatively dead in sex appeal, even when she’s showing off her 40 year old natural tits, that look a little too natural… I googled her, because I don’t know who any of these people are, but more importantly – I don’t know who the over 40 crowd is – and apparently she’s in some kind of scandal – because Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie while filming some movie I didn’t see – sounds like a publicity stunt, kind of like being shot by the paparazzi in some north african island with a population of 3000….where one of the people happens to be a fucking paparazzi… 40 year olds are only good to fuck when you’re 17 and they are your neighbor’s wife…teaching you how to fuck up the ass…other than that they are the age you usually cheat on with younger girls..but whatever – her tits, from France, exist…and at least they aren’t fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day

Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob… But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies… Because….here she is making a butt plug joke.. Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians… The post Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies.. I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline… Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying… If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash. The post Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies.. I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline… Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying… If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash. The post Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing… She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay… I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000… Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience… TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing… She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay… I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000… Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience… TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorite actresses…and not because of her acting…acting is a joke…I just mean out of all the actresses out there…she’s one I want to fuck or at least have her ride my face the most… Amanda Seyfried wants you to stare at her skinny little ass…she’s even gone so far as to post a picture of her skinny little ass on her social media…I guess her team have figured that she should start giving a little of her personality to her fans…because she’s never really been that public of a figure, she has been shot by the paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want to see her shot, but instead in shitty looking pictures, always looking unwashed and lazy and disgusting….but she had nothing to prove, she had her legacy as being Lohan’s backup dancer coming to the front of the stage…when Lohan was taken out by life, drugs, and everything else… The worst thing about Amanda Seyfried is Justin Long… The best thing about her is that she gets naked in movies that aren’t the usual Disney grade garbage she gets cast in…and I like her tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them. I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world… Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie.. In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won… So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately… The post Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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