Jada Pinkett-Smith And Daughter Willow Attend Chanel Fashion Show The family that stunts together , stays together. As Willow Smith was just named Chanel’s newest brand ambassador, mom Jada joined the IMG model and sat front row at the Chanel fashion show during Paris Fashion Week: and naturally, the duo commanded the attention of the paparazzi: Hit the flip for more of Jada and Willow’s multi-generational slayage… Splash
I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts…. It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV… So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve… Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in…. The post Elena Satine Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natasha Poly, Liu Wen, and Mariacarla Boscono are the models selected for the La Perla Spring / Summer 2016 campaign…and shit is pretty fucking boring for a lingerie company… I’m not expecting these higher end version of Victoria’s Secret, and less interesting version of Agent Provocateur to go down the Miley Cyrus route of strap-ons and fucking ridiculousness, with midgets and obese women…on some sideshow kick.. But I’m not expecting them to be as generic as Victoria’s Secret, or even more generic than Victoria’s Secret, I mean even Victoria’s Secret is more interesting to look at than this… The funny thing in all this is they hired Mert & Marcus, who makes 80k a day for this kind of thing…which to me is a huge waste of fucking money….unless they are marketing lingerie in some Christian Weekly paper, I don’t get this at all… But here’s some expensive models, shot by expensive photographers, for an expensive brand, and the end result is some bootleg shit… The post Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke.. Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into.. It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive… The post Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diana Vickers was semi-finalist on The X Factor in 2008…..that she’s leveraged into some kind of very very very low level career… She’s also in a bikini… Fascinating things these girls do on social media and for the paparazzi to generate some buzz. It’s like it never gets old…”I know, I’ll put on a bikini and people will care about me, even though I’ve done zero since 2008 when I was a finalist on X-Factor”… Maybe if she was hotter…this story would pan out differently for her…or maybe people just don’t love low level talent…making low level songs like this: Garbage…but at least she’s trying as hard as she can.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Thanks to the paparazzi and their zoom lenses, here’s super-hot cougar Heidi Klum going topless sunbathing with her rich kid boyfriend in Sardinia. And since I know that constantly having cameras around has to get annoying, if Heidi’s looking for somewhere to go sunbathing with a little more privacy, I’d be happy to offer my backyard. Sure, it’s not an international tourist hot spot and she’s not allowed to bring her loser boyfriend, but at least she can work on her tan in peace without being bugged by the paps and their cameras. It’ll just be me and my phone instead. It takes great pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews
1000 people cared about this video of Iggy Azalea in her underwear in the last 24 hours… That is probably more people than people who actually care about Iggy Azalea… She was so quick to the market, after years of trying through the hipster scene….with that one hit she had….you know fighting with paparazzi when they followed her and being all around, blocked me on social media early on, cunt with zero authenticity…just some rich kid lie…because I guess when she got it she said “this is what I deserve”….rather than “this is crazy, I can’t believe this is happening, I’ll be nice to everyone”…not even American, but living the American dream. I’ve called her out for being a bottom feeding pile of shit for a long time…and I believe that….but I guess before the world forgot about Iggy, this underwear brand from Australia thought they’d have a sure shot win and probably paid her a fortune for this…1,000 viewed video…I hope they got behind the scenes footage they can sell to the paparazzi, because that’s the only way this is breaking even… The post Iggy Azalea for Some Underwear Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .