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Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day

Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.] That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place.. The post Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bruce Jenner – The Inverview – of the Day

This ABC Diane Sawyer Bruce Jenner interview trailer is pretty funny….I feel like it is all scripted into the Kardashian show, because it is that level of insane…in terms of willing to destroy yourself for ratings…even if all the trannies out there will argue that getting a sex change isn’t destroying yourself but rather finding your true self by chopping off your dick and balls…but when Kardashian’s are invovled…it is safe to assume that it’s for content and not a bi-product of steroids in his athlete youth…or maybe…it’s just commentary of how the mom Kardashian pretty much ripped his balls off of him..and he’s going literal like an art project… All this to say…it reminds me of a scene from a shitty Ben Stiller movie…yet it’s the Kardashian real life…which isn’t real life at all.. That said, here’s Kylie for Coachella to make it a better kind of creepy…. Here’s Kylie’s Fake ass Falling in the Deset/ Beach… A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Apr 7, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT Here’s Kendall’s Back… The post Bruce Jenner – The Inverview – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position… That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted… There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job… I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks. The post Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit…. She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes… I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want… So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces… The post Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t… I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation…. I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation…. I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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Rihanna Does Bikini Top of the Day

This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok… TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AT A BIKINI THAT SHE’S PROTESTING CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Does Bikini Top of the Day

This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok… TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AT A BIKINI THAT SHE’S PROTESTING CLICK HERE

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Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun…. Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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