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Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet. I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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Kristine Zandmane for LUI of the DAy

I don’t know who Kristine Zandmane…but I like her. This shoot…is life fucking changing… That’s all I have to say about that…

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Georgia May Jagger for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…

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Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Sampaio’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is getting bad press for being too skinny…even though she’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or maybe the fat feminist lesbians are legitimately disgusted by her and her fast metabolism because she chooses not to get fat like them…but more importantly…she gets paid for not being fat like them…and then she ends up in campaigns that tell girls it is ok to be skinny…in fact…it is probably healthy to be skinny…and you don’t need to be anorexic to be skinny…you can work out and eat well…but I guess McDonalds wants none of that… Well, Victoria’s Secret does, because she was on set shooting PINK…and I think she looks awesome, but then again, I don’t think models should be fat, I don’t think any girls should be fat, and her skinny little body has a perfectly round ass I’d like to try to suffocate on before using her as a toothpick…skinny bitch I want more of this… Protection is the key! ?????? @rachelhilbert @makky15 @sash19 @vspink Une photo publiée par Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 5:03 PST Here’s a little Dance Video… DANNNCE OFFF!!!!! @sarasampaio @sash19 Une vidéo publiée par Rachel Hilbert (@rachelhilbert) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 8:48 PST TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Lubed Up Prolapsed Anus the Day

I like seeing oversized pornstars in fetish gear that is easy to wipe off as much as the next guy…I mean seeing her middle aged stretch mark mom titties that are probably, most definitely fake, as is the rest of her…are so exciting…when busting out of something far too tight for her…and far too weirdly colored for people to think she looks anything but a shit filled intestine prolapsed out of her overused asshole…and here are some of the pics… #459176068 / gettyimages.com #459169394 / gettyimages.com #459175592 / gettyimages.com #459169848 / gettyimages.com #459176294 / gettyimages.com SEE MORE OF THE PICS HERE

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Lady Gaga VS Nina Agdal at Bike Riding of the Day

An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal… I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore… I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal… I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion… I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA …because that’s what I do…

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lea Michele Mourning Her Boyfriend’s Death of the Day

Lea Michele next leveled Halloween and not necessarily in a good way, but in a slutty way, that would make me assume she’s fallen off the rails of being this wholesome singing, average at beast girl from Glee, and transformed into a fame seeking, attention seeking, half naked slut….trying to get noticed…and not just in porny shoots wearing her Halloween costume…but all the time… Maybe it’s a phase, maybe all these starlets are over sexualized monsters, even when they look like monsters, or maybe she’s just got the sads that no one is talking about her fake boyfriend’s premature drug overdose she didn’t prevent, but sure as fucked milked….so she’s trying to generate controversy….either way…the sads or the moving on or the rebrand or not…it’s alright…if you can see past the broken down face, which I can… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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