The Internet Vs. Ryan Lochte Disgraced Gold medalist/raging dudebro Ryan Lochte is currently being dragged to Hell and back after LYING about being robbed at gunpoint in a now infamous Olympics moment that sparked endless outrage (and slander) across the globe. Hit the flip for a front-row seat to Ryan Lochte’s well-deserved roasting.
The Internet Vs. Jeffrey Julmis One minute, Haitian hurdler Jeffrey Julmis was cheesing confidently before his 110 meter semi-final heat . The next, he was tangled in broken dreams after crashing into the FIRST HURDLE in a hilariously tragic moment that left the internet in shambles. Hit the flip for the funniest of the Jeffrey Julmis meme wave.
Romeo Miller Squashes 10 Year-Old Beef With Bow Wow After Penning Instagram Letter Stop what you’re doing because Romeo and Bow Wow are friends again, y’all!!!!! Master P’s son has finally reached out to his child nemesis, Shad Moss, and penned this heartfelt Instagram letter on their old zzz beef: Bow Wow posted this #TBT photo with Master P right before Romeo posted his photo: Do you give a mighty morphing f**k?! IG
NeNe Leakes Shares Photos Of Her New Nose After Plastic Surgery NeNe’s new nose is hot and ready like a $5 pizza! We recently revealed that the RHOA star appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” alongside Vivica A. Fox and confessed that just 13 days ago she went under the knife. Why? To fix her nose for”medical reasons.” “My tip was touching my lip,” said NeNe. It was a real medical reason why I had to get it done again,” said NeNe. “My cartilage was growing in my nose and my tip was touching my lip when I smile. I didn’t get a full rhinoplasty the first time, I only had my nostrils taken in.” She also added that she would never get a nose job just for cosmetic purposes. Even though, that’s seemingly why she got her first one. “I would never just do my nose for the purpose of doing my nose,” said NeNe. “It wasn’t just for doing my nose – I didn’t love my nose, and I wanted to do my nose to make it more beautiful for myself.” Oh NeNe… She’s since taken to Twitter to send a message to people concerned about her knifed up new nose. NeNe’s is now finally showing off her new nostrils on the gram: Come through nose! #BLOOP IG
The Internet Vs. Rob Hill, Sr. Living, breathing relationship meme Rob Hill, Jr. has the internet in a tizzy after his split from ex-wife Letoya Luckett (TWO MONTHS?????) in a hilariously delicious moment that A) proved everyone skeptical of meme philosophers RIGHT B) gave hope to men without internet access and C) sparked endless slander across the internet. Hit the flip for the funniest of the Rob Hill, Jr. roasting.
Woman Claims Sexual Assault At The Hands Of Water Toy Held By Hibachi Cook Sexual assault is no joke. It is to be taken very seriously. This, however, is a lil’, well, read this report from AZFamily for yourself and tell us what you think… A woman’s husband said she was sexually assaulted when she was squirted with water from a toy at a hibachi restaurant. The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, and her husband, James Lassiter, called the police but refused to file charges when they arrived Monday. “It was a sexual-style assault on my wife,” James Lassiter said Tuesday. The toy, used during the cook’s show at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse, was made to look like a little boy, and it shoots water when its plastic pants are pulled down. Isabelle Lassiter said she thinks the cooks here showed a little too much of the little guy in the cook’s hand. “It peed on me, basically,” she said Tuesday. Really? You got R.Kelly’ed? Really? Smh. Isabelle and James Lassiter were in town on a job from Texas. They said they were mortified when the chef essentially made the toy urinate water on Isabelle. “(It happened) in front of our minor children and grandchildren,” James Lassiter said. “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you got the point,” Isabelle Lassiter said. Police noted the doll wasn’t anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that didn’t matter. “Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic, OK, it’s not there anymore, doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James Lassiter said. Listen, if they didn’t like the lil’ water toy, fine. Just say you don’t like being squirted on, but “sexual assault” and “peed on”…? Image via CNN/WTVF
Woman Claims Sexual Assault At The Hands Of Water Toy Held By Hibachi Cook Sexual assault is no joke. It is to be taken very seriously. This, however, is a lil’, well, read this report from AZFamily for yourself and tell us what you think… A woman’s husband said she was sexually assaulted when she was squirted with water from a toy at a hibachi restaurant. The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, and her husband, James Lassiter, called the police but refused to file charges when they arrived Monday. “It was a sexual-style assault on my wife,” James Lassiter said Tuesday. The toy, used during the cook’s show at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse, was made to look like a little boy, and it shoots water when its plastic pants are pulled down. Isabelle Lassiter said she thinks the cooks here showed a little too much of the little guy in the cook’s hand. “It peed on me, basically,” she said Tuesday. Really? You got R.Kelly’ed? Really? Smh. Isabelle and James Lassiter were in town on a job from Texas. They said they were mortified when the chef essentially made the toy urinate water on Isabelle. “(It happened) in front of our minor children and grandchildren,” James Lassiter said. “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you got the point,” Isabelle Lassiter said. Police noted the doll wasn’t anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that didn’t matter. “Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic, OK, it’s not there anymore, doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James Lassiter said. Listen, if they didn’t like the lil’ water toy, fine. Just say you don’t like being squirted on, but “sexual assault” and “peed on”…? Image via CNN/WTVF
TI Allegedly Caught Cheating On Wife Tiny Maybe those break-up rumors between TI and Tiny were true after all?? Sources have revealed that there is definite trouble within the Family Hustle, as Tiny recently caught wind of a rendezvous between her hubby and a former Taz’s Angel and alleged escort in a local upscale Atlanta hotel. Apparently a recent scene caused in the hotel’s lobby got TI’s extracurricular exploits with the model exposed…and a hotel employee with loose lips spilled the beans to Sandra Rose : I will say that the hotel employee has receipts that shows T.I. was a registered guest (under his government name) and that a female’s name was added to T.I.’s room as someone who had 24/7 access to his room. In other words, he said this female was not registered to the room. Her name was simply added as a courtesy as someone who could come and go to the room with no questions asked. That female was not Tameka. The female’s name is Analicia Chaves, aka Ana Montana. She is a former member of Miami’s infamous prostitution ring, Taz’s Angels. Apparently she is known to travel overseas to offer her prostitution services to foreign ballers. Chaves was one of the video models in T.I.’s “Dope” music video and they run in the same circles. Interestingly, the altercation in the hotel went down about a week prior to T.I. and Tameka going on vacation together with their children. Despite prior reports that all was well in the Harris household…a VERY reliable source exclusively revealed to BOSSIP that this one is 100% true and Tiny is 100% PISSED. SMH! TI and Tiny seem like the type to be in it for the long haul — regardless of side-piece shenanigans . We wonder how this will play out. Hit the flip to get a closer look at “Ana” and see if she’s worth Tip risking it all… Instagram
Must-See Memes Of The Week Back at it again with the absolute funniest (and pettiest) memes for your weekend funny. Hit the flip for the funniest memes of the week.
Must-See Memes Of The Week Back at it again with the absolute funniest (and pettiest) memes for your weekend funny. Hit the flip for the funniest memes of the week.