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Late Night Highlights: Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen’s DIY Show and Cameron ‘Anti-Jew’ Diaz

As promised , last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! was all about bare-bones production. After a power outage shut down the control room and broadcast transmission center just an hour before taping on Monday, the host took matters into his own hands by recording the whole show on his Macbook Pro. The low-tech solution was entertaining and endearing, as last night’s guest — Seth Rogen — searched his anecdote arsenal for stories unrelated to drug consumption. Click through for the tinny result as well as the other highlights you missed last night while convincing your boyfriend to buy you Anne Hathaway’s illegally obtained bling .

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Late Night Highlights: Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen’s DIY Show and Cameron ‘Anti-Jew’ Diaz

Obama Kids — Most Baller Father’s Day Gift Ever

Filed under: Barack Obama , Michelle Obama , Politix , TMZ Sports When your father is the Leader of the Free World, there tend to be some pretty cool perks — like when Sasha and Malia Obama went to the Lakers game last night … and picked up an AWESOME Father’s Day gift for their dad. Sources close to the situation… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ — Half the Cast on Chopping Block

Filed under: The Situation , Jersey Shore The oil-soaked handwriting is on the wall … TMZ has learned ” Jersey Shore ” is about lose 4 familiar, overly-tanned faces in Season 3 … to make room for 4 fresh overly-tanned faces. Our spies tell us …

The Situation — An Un-Real Diva

Filed under: The Situation , TV Sources at ” Jersey Shore ” tell TMZ hands down … the diva is The Situation , and he’s made taping Season 2 extremely difficult. We’re told Sitch is now convinced he knows more about producing the show than the producers or MTV .

Finally. A Jersey Shore Rap Single.

Though the cast of Jersey Shore appears in a new Enrique Iglesias video, that apparently isn’t enough to satisfy Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s musical muscle: He just released his own dance single called “The Situation” with Missy Elliott’s old co-hollerer Fatman Scoop. Spoiler: The Auto-Tune hits you like a vagabond gym teacher in a Seaside Heights bar . I’d be on board if it were called “Money Can’t Buy You Abs.” A little class , namean ? [ TMZ ]

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John Mayer Can’t Stomach The Situation

Filed under: John Mayer , The Situation , Hot Bodies , Jersey Shore Backstage at last night’s CMT Music Awards in Nashville , John Mayer ‘s hairy stomach was no competition for the ripped, shaved, smooth mid-section of ” Jersey Shore ” tanned ham The Situation . In this case, The Situation’s body is a wonderland. Read more

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Guess What America? Your Cities And States Are Flat Broke

Now that the economic boom times of the earlier part of the decade are over, cities and states across America are going bust. In fact, for a growing number of local governments throughout the United States, there is no getting around the fact that “flat broke” accurately describes the situation that they are facing. For many of these cities and states that are on the verge of bankruptcy, the American Dream is quickly turning into the American Nightmare. added by: Revelation1217

Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

While the thought of Sheryl Crow walking around on the beach in her little yellow bikini may have been hot about fifteen years ago, the reality of the situation today isn’t all that pretty. Sure she’s in pretty good shape for a woman of her age, but I feel like this could easily be a billboard for an osteoporosis drug or something to help stop older birds from peeing a little when they laugh.

The Situation — What I Really Wanna Do Is Act …

Filed under: The Situation , Jersey Shore The Situation has finally returned to the Northeast — but he already knows where he wants to go next … straight to the big screen! As The Sitch got off his plane from Miami — where he was just shooting Season 2 of

Lawyers to Tiger Woods: No Dating Allowed!

At this point, it’s looking like a matter of when, not if Tiger Woods gets divorced from wife Elin. But until that happens, his handlers want him under lock and key. According to reports, the golfer’s legal team told him he won’t be able to date until the split is completely finalized. The reason? Well, it’s kind of obvious, right? Says a source close to the situation: “Elin’s building a character case [based on serial philandering]. Elin’s team is watching Tiger’s every move . She wants more money than Michael Jordan’s ex got.” Jordan’s ex-wife reportedly received $168 million. Elin is said to want $750 million (!) which may be a stretch, but even if she gets a quarter of that … wow. Tiger’s reaction to being barred from dating was likely similar . She certainly has enough material on Tiger to make a compelling case as it is. If he were caught mauling Joslyn James or that Elin Woods look-alike , though? Wow. As for custody of the couple’s two small children? “They’ll share it, but she wants the ability to take them to Sweden whenever she wants,” says the insider. Tiger wants the right to object in court – here or abroad. Things are already getting ugly . His other main hangup is that he wants this confidential – now and ’til the end of time. As in no interviews or books by Elin. Ever. She’s balking at that so far. Stay tuned …

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