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Jersey Shore: The Definition of ‘Done’ [Recaps]

We have learned many words while watching Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time, but we still have yet to decipher the meaning of “done.” After two relationships exploded, we think we finally understand it. More

Dancing with the Stars: Will ‘The Situation’ Impregnate Bristol Palin With His Dancing Prowess?

Abstinence advocate Bristol Palin has reportedly agreed to participate in the upcoming season of ABC’ s Dancing with the Stars , which means that the 19-year-old single mother and daughter of Sarah Palin will be competing against Jersey Shore ‘s staunchest smooshing advocate and most fervent grenade protester Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. ABC will officially announce the cast live during the August 30 episode of Bachelor Pad . [ E! ]

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Match These Proud Fathers with Their Jersey Shore Spawn

The members of Jersey Shore ‘s outrageous octet are many things, but are they chips off the old block? We’ve got four photos of guidos who fathered Jersey Shore stars, and it’s up to you to ID the gelato-hocking stars who call them “dad.”

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The Situation Makes More Money Than He Should

Filed under: The Situation , Jersey Shore In news that is sure to make you re-evaluate all your life choices — The Situation is estimated to make more than $5 million in 2010, this according to the Hollywood Reporter. The Sitch takes in roughly $60,000 an episode — after bonus incentives, a… Read more

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Earth Has 12% Fewer Mangroves Than Previously Thought, New Satellite Data Reveals

photo: Tim Keegan via flickr We’ve known the world’s mangrove forests have been declining for some time, but new satellite imagery from the US Geological Survey and NASA shows that the situation is worse than we thought: More accurate mapping tells us there are 12.3% fewer mangroves than previously believed…. Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Jersey Shore: The Battle of the Sexes [Recaps]

You would think the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time, would get along. But no, the relationship between genders is strained and contentious, mostly due to boobs—both real and fake. More

Snooki Meets Obama in Violent, Bottle-Smashing Artist’s Rendering

The geniuses at NMA Media have followed their exquisite CGI recounting of the Lindsay Lohan saga with an animated introduction to the gang at Jersey Shore . Or maybe “introduction” is the wrong word; how about, “no-budget portrait of a vomit-doused, president-assaulting phenomenon”?

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Snooki Meets Obama in Violent, Bottle-Smashing Artist’s Rendering

Rep: ‘Situation’ Strikes Secret ‘Jersey Shore’ Deal

Filed under: The Situation , Jersey Shore , MTV , TV It could be the first time ” The Situation ” has ever done anything quietly — his manager says Sitch steathily struck a new deal late Monday night and thinks it will end the ” Jersey Shore ” strike. According to the manager, Mike “The Situation”… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ Producers — They’re All Expendable

Filed under: Jersey Shore , The Situation , Pauly D , Snooki , TV The producers of ” Jersey Shore ” don’t want to cave to the cast’s demand for more money, and are ready to cut the cord, TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … members of the cast went on strike yesterday, refusing to shoot over the weekend for Season… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ Producers — They’re All Expendable

Jersey Shore Season Two Trailer: ‘Like Firecrackers in a Dumpster’

Quick: Have you renewed your gym pass? Upgraded your tan to a rusty sienna? Prepared eight loads of your laundry and re-polished your manly glitter tees? Because there’s only one month left to regain GTL cred in time for Jersey Shore ‘s second season premiere. To help, the official trailer for season two is here (after that tease of the premiere’s first 13 minutes ), and its Miami-tinged escapades see our adventurers pumping the good fist and bringing cheer to the southeast. Also, Ronnie’s a wild cheater, JWOWW throttles Sammi, Snooki beds Vinny, and The Situation calls himself “The Situation” when ordering takeout on the phone. We judge after the jump: Hooray or grenade ?

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Jersey Shore Season Two Trailer: ‘Like Firecrackers in a Dumpster’