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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius… This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously… If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support… Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do.. Here’s Samantha Hoopes SEE MORE HERE

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Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls… She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her… She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year…. His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes…. The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive… Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

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Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Body Painted for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year… You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer… Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon…. I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered… But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good… I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader.. I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton in Space of the Day

Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her…. Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters. I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free. I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing. I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself… But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag… It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good… I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

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Babies: Kim Zolciak Shares More Snaps Of Her Precious Liddo Twinsies [Photos]

Awwwww dems so precious. Kim Zolciak has been missing out on all the drama of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” but she has no regrets because she’s truly the epitome of a “real housewife” these days, taking care of her 6 children, including newborn twins Kane and Kaia ! Kim has been sharing photos of the babies on her social media and we thought we’d share with the rest of you. Hit the flip for more photos

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Babies: Kim Zolciak Shares More Snaps Of Her Precious Liddo Twinsies [Photos]

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day

Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

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Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day

Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too. I bet they try to sue me.

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Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day