Love Magazine went with a fitness, #StayStrong theme for their yearly advent calendar, featuring models Ashley Graham, Doutzen Kroes, Slick Woods, Teyana Taylor, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, and more working out in the most sexually suggestive ways possible. YouTube/Love Magazine
Lily Aldridge is part of the Victoria’s Secret Mafia, who are out there promoting the whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, where they probably make something like 90 percent of their yearly revenue, so they take it very fucking seriously, and we are currently in the period of the build up, where they PR teams get mainstream press, trying to push their angels, I get it. America is dumb, infomercials on network television work if they feature half naked girls…getting everyone excited about janky shit quality sweatshop clothes…available in every mall in America… She’s also spreading her legs in a pantsuit, like she was Hillary Clinton if Hilary Clinton wasn’t a lesbian, and if this was Hustler magazine in the 70s, it’d be porn, but today, it’s just boring…because Lily is boring….
When I started this site a little over 8 years ago I said that magazines like Maxim would no longer exist in the near future. I was wrong. They are still going and for some reason they manage to get young girls to submit themselves in their yearly Hometown Hottie search. Here are two doing a photoshoot for it. I don’t know what their names are and I’m pretty sure that in a few months I still won’t. Enjoy your 15 minutes of so-called fame…