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Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts… That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH… I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end… The post Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland eating pizza is a bit of a fetish… Not because I am a drunkenstepfather and she was raised as Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, thanks to having some gold digging whore mother…that has raised her to have her own career and celebrity so that they don’t have to keep sucking dick for the 20 million dollar mansion. I used to jerk off to a De Palma movie called Dressed to Kill because there’s a scene with a blonde bush, in an era where I didn’t have access to porn, but I did and still do have a bush fetish…I’d pause that VHS so fucking hard…sure it wasn’t Scarface or the Untouchables…or even Nic Cage’s Snake Eyes…but that bush scene was De Palma’s legacy…I mean…unless he was a good stepfather to Willa Holland and brought her us… The interesting thing with Willa Holland is that she’s become a hipster, self producing content creator, building her own personal brand like an instagram model, when she’s not on TV making money as an actor…since everyone needs hobbies, even people with mainstream success, maybe especially people with mainstream success, because mainstream usually means trading in your soul, integrity, art to make producers happy. The reality is, I know very little about Willa Holland or her motivations in PIZZA porn…I just know she was the hotter girl in the OC, when watching the OC got me laid by college girls…it was a simpler time…but I guess I’m still pretty simple, since girl in sports bra eating pizza is all I need to feel complete in my soul. The post Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Bulczynska Naked for Lions Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if it is fair to call every single busty model, who may not really have what it takes to be a model on her own, but who has the tits and the spirit to put the effort into getting naked with a variety of fake magazines with big instagram accounts…and fake photographers with big instagram accounts…on trips to LA from their war torn communist countries on some kind of tourist VISA hoping to break through…an EM RATA…seeing as EM RATA put in less effort than these girls, she already lived in Southern California and just had to drive an hour and half to make her dreams come true getting naked in photoshoots… But I will say that a lot of these instagram girls you’ve never heard of, with big tits, showing their tits for nonsense photoshoots, because they are hot and being naked is what gets them a head is great, but still boring, but only because it’s been done, everyone is doing it, and I am more interested in the next thing, even if that next thing is girls getting dressed and no showing tits, so that when you get to see their tits, they seem special and exciting…not just typical, desperate, boring, and thirsty for fame…which takes away the excitement and boner of tits even if they’re tits and we love tits… I do think Paula Bulczynska and her ethnic sounding name, who is probably from Arizona or some shit is lovely…but she reminds me that people need to be less lazy in this absolutely lazy, entitled, vain, narcissistic selfie generation. So boring which is saying a lot for someone who fucking love tits and sluts and has made a life out of watching them…and obsessing over them…while they just try to get ahead through their prostitution….maybe I’m old…blame low testosterone…or maybe I’m gay or A sexual and if I am…the media made me this way by exposing me to so much naked hot bitches…but I don’t think I am, I just prefer sluts who don’t get naked on the internet I guess. The post Paula Bulczynska Naked for Lions Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Murphy in Lingerie for Stella McCartney of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Murphy is a model who I follow…along with 5000 other models…because I am all about these girls fighting for fame and fortune by posting half naked pics on social media because more often than not the top 10 percent of them actually get work and can very easily live off their instagram through either a career of their own or a rich guy…or BOTH… Point being, she’s from Chicago. She horseback rides and I guess you’d be happy for her to ride you with those strong legs but it won’t happen…unless this modeling thing doesn’t work out for her and she has to fall back on her RADIOLOGY TECH profession she’s chose…and you happen to stake out the hospital she works out and break a limb in hopes that she’d fall for you – when she’s more the kid who goes for the doctors…not that she’ll ever work as a RADIOLOGY TECH….because these girls are all the same…especially when they are featured in VOGUE and now Stella McCartney underwear… She’s not famous yet, but she’s lovely…and will probably end up dating a famous dude… The post Amanda Murphy in Lingerie for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones actress, and you know how that works out for a girl when she’s on some Fantasy Sci/Fi shit that features dragons and Fairies and other ComicCon type things….and that’s pretty fucking well… From a young age, I remember seeing the kids at my high school up on some Dungeons and Dragons shit, and when I did my High School equivalency a decade later, back when I was into self improvement, I saw the kids playing Magic the Gathering, and when I went to college in the late 90s for a semester or two in video production to become a pornographer, something I never did even though it’d be easy…there was a Sci/Fi Fantasy club where the weirdest fucking late 90s Tank Girl dressed weirdos would make me fell uncomfortable with their unshowered smell of stale sperm and the one girl they passed around…wearing their trench coats, staging foam sword battles, with likeminded weirdos…pre internet..and that is that those dudes are so passionate and loyal to their cause…in their weirdness that they have no grasp of social norms…meaning their obsessive compulsive disorder sees no limits…and their love for these bitches sees no limits…and the good thing is they just jerk off to her rather than know where she lives as love makes people do weird thing…and love makes weirdos in love with a girl because of her character – make WEIRDER shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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George Lucas Hates the New Star Wars of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some George Lucas from 6 days ago talking about his break up with Star Wars, how he hates the direction Disney took with it, but how the 4 billion dollars he sold it for, has been added to the other billions of dollars he made with it, in what has been able to distract from their approach. I didn’t watch the interview from Charlie Rose 6 days ago, but I do believe that it’s hard to sell off your project you’re emotionally attached to, when you’re not Jewish. The post George Lucas Hates the New Star Wars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo Bikini Top on a Boat of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas fucked who is also a NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores… Post the bikini to pics, keep your fans engaged, it’s simple, you basic thirsty, famewhoring sugar baby…. The post Olivia Culpo Bikini Top on a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when you assumed Bai Ling was some import from Hong Kong who has been here for 20 years, but has no actually purpose to speak, since she’s never had a talking roll in a movie, and god knows she’s tried….it turns out that either she, or her handler, has some very important things to say in her continued fame whoring, despite being 50, but still rocking a hotter body than most…and those words are “Good Vibes Only”…. She’s weird, but she mastered being in the paparazzi without ever mattering, better than any of these instagram models, so in ways….she created instagram….she’s the forefather to that shit…Asians…so advanced.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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