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Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day

Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys… So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys… Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too… You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic… That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire… Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie… I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage… (she’s not even hot) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jan 25, 2015 at 2:11pm PST (she’s cheesy as fuck) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 19, 2015 at 11:36pm PDT (I like Kate Beckinssale Better…) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:52pm PDT (what low grade pussy) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 24, 2015 at 9:26pm PDT (low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale) The post Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break… All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out. The post Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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