I know it’s been a while since we’ve had my former favorite walking leg show Stacy Keibler on the site, but I’ve been having kind of a hard time forgiving her ever since she went ahead and married that loser husband of hers instead of this loser. But it’s never too late for us to turn things around, and these pictures are definitely a step in the right direction. All I need now is for Stacy to get divorced and send a few weeks worth of bikini pictures to my inbox. I don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you? » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m really starting to dig Ariana Grande . In fact, between her super-cute cleavage and all the leg shows , she’s quickly becoming one of my new favorite pop stars (sorry Selena ). Here she is blowing a kiss at the camera from bed, and while I have no clue what these pictures are for, I’m gonna go ahead and assume it’s just Ariana returning the love to her new favorite blogger. OK, so I know that doesn’t make any sense, but shut up and just let me have this.
Just in case any of you degenerates out there are still wondering why I’m always calling Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time, first, you should probably go in for an MRI to make sure your brain is functioning properly, and second, you need to check out this latest photoshoot of Alessandra’s. Because somehow she managed to make a shoot for mom jeans hands-down one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. In fact, I’m pretty sure these pictures need to come with a warning label: “results not typical.” Otherwise, there’s going to be some pretty disappointed moms and dads out there. Especially the dads. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Just in case any of you degenerates out there are still wondering why I’m always calling Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time, first, you should probably go in for an MRI to make sure your brain is functioning properly, and second, you need to check out this latest photoshoot of Alessandra’s. Because somehow she managed to make a shoot for mom jeans hands-down one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. In fact, I’m pretty sure these pictures need to come with a warning label: “results not typical.” Otherwise, there’s going to be some pretty disappointed moms and dads out there. Especially the dads. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here is Canadian hottie Charlie Riina back in a bikini and if these pictures don’t leave you speechless, I don’t know what will. So make sure to check out each and every photo because she is amazing! » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Alright guys, I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong, and I know I’ve said in the past that Charlotte McKinney just isn’t that pretty . But then I saw these pictures of her heading into rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars , and my tune’s changed. I mean, just look at this face. What isn’t pretty about that? So I take it all back. And maybe you can stop sending me all those emails calling me a blind loser now. Photos: WENN.com
According to my sources, this cute blonde is Dove Cameron , and she’s on the set of her new movie Monsterville: The Cabinet Of Souls here (whatever that is). And the good news is Dove’s 19 (I double-checked), so you don’t have to worry about these pictures getting you in trouble. The bad is that, unfortunately, she’s not playing a legendary monster hunter whose only weakness is wearing clothes (again, I double-checked). Hmm. Do you think it’s too late to rewrite the script? Photos: Fameflynet
To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s hot model Charlie Riina back at the beach with another killer bikini shoot. And I first introduced you perverts to Charlie a few weeks back , but for those of you who already forget who she is, I don’t blame you. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure a body this good can cause temporary memory loss. I mean, after just a few seconds of looking at these pictures, I already forgot what I had planned for the rest of the day. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to keep sitting here drooling over the Canadian hottie/former Playboy model instead. This could be my most productive work day yet. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Here is another instalment of Jmmmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News – Oscars Edition” . Watch people make fools of themselves when they discuss made-up moments of films that were nominated. Continue reading →
