Jennifer Lawrence is always a stunner, no matter where she goes or what she wears, and while I love what she has on in these pictures, I have to ask—is her bra on the outside of her dress? … read more
In case any of you out there are still wondering why I love hot British nobodies so damn much, these pictures ought to help explain it. See, that’s model/reality “star” Rachel Wallace walking around the streets of London in nothing but a bikini. According to my sources, it was a photo op to help launch some new tattoo parlor. I’m telling you, the best thing about these girls is that they’ll do anything for press. Well, almost anything… I still haven’t convinced any of them to go on a date with me yet. I guess everyone has their limit. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m going to be honest, I’d never heard of MOST Magazine before I came across these pictures, but anyone who can convince Joanna Krupa to get in front of a camera in a bikini is a true pro in my books. Because I know just how hard that can be… I’ve been trying for years, and I still haven’t gotten Joanna to reply to a single one of my tweets. But hey, maybe the eight hundred and third time’s the charm, right?
I’m sick of people saying that Ashley Graham is beautiful because it doesn’t discount the fact that she is overweight. Anyone who says that this is healthy needs to have their head checked by a physician. Don’t think for one second that Cosmo didn’t Photoshop these pictures and make Ashley appear thinner. Now before you send me emails saying that I could never bang a chick as hot as Ashley, please don’t bother. I’ve paid for some great sex with super hot escorts! So bug off! Continue reading →
According to my sources, Hunter King is at the 40th anniversary celebration for Soap Opera Digest in these pictures, and I was going to ask what a hottie like Hunter was doing at a party for a soap opera mag, considering she’s not 80 or a shut-in (at least, as far as I know). But it turns out the busty blonde is on The Young and the Restless , which I guess explains it. It also explains why she hasn’t responded to my pitch for my new sex tape TV show The Hottie and the Tuna yet. I guess she’s just been too busy. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
These were released over 10 days ago…and no one fucking noticed…. Possibly because Women’s Health is a nothing magazine with zero impact on the world….or maybe Christina Aguilera is just past her prime…which you can probably make out for yourself when looking at these pictures that scream anything but health… I remember when she was a tiny little singing machine, sure her voice was irritating, but that big voice was impression out of a little breast implanted frame, but that loses its appeal when she really looks like a 35 year old mom…she’s juste decided to say fuck it to trying to be hot and Hollywood, and just embraced “I’ll sing and be fat, because that’s what my mentors, big black women, do”…. I guess babies, quitting coke too many times, eating disorders and not working while sitting on your pile of money, makes retiring and looking like a retired momma ok… This isn’t really my thing, mainly because there are younger hotter women….pretty much everywhere you look. Oh and there’s a VIDEO! The post Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always have a hard time remembering which Fanning sister is trouble, but somehow I doubt that defense will hold up in court. So just to be safe, let’s all avoid these pictures of Elle Fanning on her way to the gym. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t want my exercise for the next 5-10 years to involve doing laps around a 6×8 cell. Forget jail, it’s the exercise part that really scares me. Next! » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
This made me laugh. It’s not sexy, it’s just funny… The DEEP GREEN RESISTANCE WOMEN’S CAUCUS , who have a very professional…TUMBLR page… Protested the AVNs last week and posted this crazy manifesto about why they did it. I didn’t actually read this feminist quest to fight girls who think they are empowered sexually through their porn, but I do think in this porned-up, porn-addicted, sexually fueled world we live in, it’s no longer worth fighting like they are Larry Flynt, going against god, but rather to back the fuck off and let people fuck on camera if they want, even if it benefits the porn owning Jewish men more than the girls getting 900 dollars to get double fisted by 12 dudes… If you’re bored, this is probably worth a read, because this feminism shit isn’t already so ridiculous, you’d think these bitches lived in shackles in their husbands sex dungeons, instead of being the contributing, educated, possibly employed, despite being misguided people they are… What they are fighting…is counter intuitive…and is not celebrating the woman who feel empowered participating… Look, I don’t get how a girl getting throat fucked is empowering either, Feminists, I’m with you on this, but if you’re fighting for the rights of women and the progression of women, you’re not supporting the women getting paid more then men, in an industry that pays women more than men…and that’s hypocritical… A Hypocritical extreme feminist? Impossible… “On Thursday, January 21st, we disrupted the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada by setting off a series of 140 db alarms on the show floor. The ear-splitting noise caused a large disturbance, costing the Adult Video Network lost sales and, more importantly, sending a message to the men in attendance: Women do not exist for your pleasure. The Adult Entertainment Expo exists at the intersection of patriarchy, white supremacy, and capitalism. Men come from all over the country to the AEE, excited to have their every misogynistic urge catered to by a multi-billion dollar industry built on sexualized cruelty and women’s objectification. The AEE ends with an awards show honoring titles such as Up My Asian Ass 2, Too Big for Teens, Pretty Little Playthings, How I Became a Sexual Slave, and Black Ass Anal Drilling 4. In attendance will be a large number of violent, abusive men – including the rapist James Deen, who has been “honored” with multiple nominations despite his violence against women in the industry. Liberals, progressives, leftists, and radicals would never accept this level of proud misogyny, sexualized racism, and fetishized capitalism if it appeared in any other form. But because this violent celebration of privilege and power revolves around sex – or, more accurately, what abusive men socialized into woman-hating call sex – our activist brothers and sisters have been silent. Many on the left believe pornography is edgy, transgressive, or liberating. But there is nothing new in the practice of degrading women for male pleasure. The pornography industry is no more progressive than the Christian church, marriage, or any other patriarchal institution. Every single one is based on the idea that women are property men have the right to use at will. We disrupted the Adult Entertainment Expo to send the message that an erection does not excuse white supremacy, that an orgasm does not excuse misogyny, and that capitalism does not become suddenly empowering when the product being sold is a woman’s body. There can be no liberation for women – especially poor women and women of color – so long as they are seen by men as objects to be masturbated to and then thrown away. We call on all activists – whether feminist, anti-racist, communist, or otherwise – to follow our action with more strikes against the pornography industry. Its infrastructure is weak, with multiple vulnerable points easily open to strategic action. We especially call on men to reject pornography’s domination sexuality and align themselves with radical women in the fight against male supremacy. Women’s torture is not men’s entertainment. Violence and cruelty are not sex. Female bodies are not for sale.” / The post Hilarious Feminist AVN Protest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna has a new song and it’s available exclusively on TIDAL BECAUSE JAY Z OWNS HER… It reminds me of a meme that’s been going around for years about her quoted saying something about how writing her lyrics is a spiritual experience, even though she doesn’t write her own shit, but maybe she does…with things like “WORK WORK WORK WORK (mumbles that rhyme with work, mumbles that rhyme with work)” Brilliant…but not as brilliant as throwing Drake on the track to sell the shit to the gang of idiots who buy into their commercial, mainstream, sell product, make money garbage.. Garbage…she doesn’t even need to make words anymore…she just needs to make noises that sound like words…brilliant.. GO LISTEN TO THE SONG ON TIDAL … They didn’t pay me to say that, but I dont’ need fucking lawsuits here.. Here are some pics of Rihanna in a dress… The post Rihanna Has a New Song Called Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays… Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit… She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage… But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .