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Blake Lively’s Incredible Bikini Hotness

I’m so happy this day has come, it’s like Chanukah in May, finally someone has decided to exploit Blake Lively’s incredible hotness for their own personal gain. Here’s the Gossip Girls hottie in the pages of Vogue magazine wearing various sexy little outfits ranging from bikinis to rubber short shorts. Yes, rubber short shorts! Can you believe it? After spending the last thirteen minutes looking at these pictures I wish my shorts were rubber. Gross.

Kate Beckinsale Teases Us With Her Sexiness

I’m just assuming these pictures of Kate Beckinsale are from the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival , I couldn’t be bothered to find out because I would rather spend my time staring at her sexy leg peeking out of her evening gown. What a tease. This woman is just gorgeous, there are no two ways about it. Notice how I didn’t call her a girl or a chick? That’s because she’s far too classy to be referred to like that, she’s all woman and I want to treat her with the respect she deserves. Did I mention I want to make sweet hump to her? I blew it.

Amanda Seyfried Proves Her Hotness

I’ve been doing my best over the last little while to point out just how hot Amanda Seyfried is, she can look good in almost anything, these pictures of her walking her dog just prove my point. Honestly, she’s wearing rubber billy boots, a baseball cap, a dumpy sweater and some period pants normally reserved for heavy flow days. The average woman would look like an absolute beast in this crap, but Amanda somehow manages to not just pull it off but actually look kinda cute doing it. Impressive. Now please show us your boobs. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant….. Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not… Pics via Bauer

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Jenna Bentley is Some Playboy Model Lookin to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t understand what is going on in a woman’s mind when she does this to herself or turns herself in this kind of novelty act. I know it has something to do with being raped or molested as a kid, or growing up as the ugly girl who got no male attention, who was always jealous of the girl in the classroom that all the boys wanted cuz she was staked, or maybe she realized that in America, it is just that easy to get herself in Playboy, all it takes is 5,000 dollar tits and a dream….not that being in Playboy really opens any doors for a bitch these days, which probably explains why she’s doing these staged pictures to get noticed….cuz after peaking in Playboy she realizes that she has no idea where to go next….and the whole thing isn’t hot…it’s actually really fucking poverty and desperate as far as I’m concerned….but tits are tits even if they’re stupid looking and in a cheap whore bikini…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lisa Rinna’s and Her Stupid Lips Have Hard Nipples of the Day

I still don’t really know what Lisa Rinna does other than get bad plastic surgery, but I do know that her nipples are hard in these pictures, which after having married a fat slob with inverted nipples, is exciting to me, cuz there’s nothing worse than trying to find nipple when trying get it on with a bitch back when you used to fool around and care about feeling her up, before slowly letting that turn into fucking for the sake of cumming, to not fucking at all….marriage is a shitty thing and I guess so are Lisa Rinna blowjobs because she has no mobility in her lips and shit would be like shoving your dick inside a pool toy or anything else made of hard plastic with a hole small enough to fit you in it… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Carrie Underwood’s Impressive Cleavage

I really don’t have much to say about these pictures of Carrie Underwood , I’m pretty damn hungover and can’t be bothered to think of anything funny or even slightly amusing so you’re going to have to make do on your own. I will point out that she’s dropping, dropping is not the right word, she’s presenting some cleavage for us to enjoy. At least for us to try to enjoy, there’s not much there. The fat kid on my street who rides a unicycle in a tank top has more cleavage than this and he’s a dude.

Kelly Ripa’s Tightly Wrapped Little Cleavage

If you like tight little boobies packed tightly into a little dress, you’re going to love these pictures of Kelly Ripa at some event I would never be invited to. She’s not the most glamorous or curvaceous celebrity, but I think she’s hot and I’d like to get a peek at those little things. Obviously I know they’re going to be tiny, they’re practically concave in these pictures, but I’d still like to see them just out of curiosity. It’s like looking in the bowl of a port-o-pottie at a concert, you know you shouldn’t look but you never know… You might find a dollar. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

Isabel Lucas’ Cute Little Booty At Coachella

A wise man once told me to never fear a bald man, well I fear that the bald man in these pictures is banging a hot piece of Australian ass and I don’t like it. Here’s that bald guy from those Transporter movies hanging out at Coachella with Aussie hottie Isabel Lucas . Stupid bald man, I think I’m wasting a nice full head of hair here in my mom’s basement. Anyhow, look at this girl’s ass, I’d like to transport that thing to my lap. Enjoy.

Annalynne McCord’s Bottom Feeding Bikini Cry for Attention of the Day

Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit…. Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on. The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world…. Pics via Fame

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