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Jennifer Aniston’s Jacked Up Pants of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston… I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need…. Pics via Bauer

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Tila Tequila Staged Stripclub Pictures of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The reason I know this is seriously staged is not because Tila Tequila is on her last legs and trying to get as much attention as possible and it’s not because she’s posing in each shot, like an eager attention whore just wanting to get noticed, but because I’ve been kicked out of many stripclubs over the years for just having my fucking cellphone on the table, since stripclubs like to keep shit private, in case one of the dancers is a fucking mom of 3 who is active in her community and kid’s school…..I also know that they lit this stripclub with studio lights and didn’t even try to make shit look discreet. The end is near for her, this is pathetic, desperate, boring, unoriginal and uninteresting… there’s nothing hot about her and her 4 foot 11 frame rolling around in money that she’s soon gonna have none of….notice that it’s all “Singles”, bitch coulda at least busted out a couple of 10s or 20s….now collectively pray that she gets put out of her misery….I don’t know about you, but I’m eager for her to officially let fame kill her like she was a child star and not an internet star….Seriously, so ready for bitch to suicide….Her internet fame has gone to far, the only thing she offers society is that she’s a stain on the shit…. As someone who spent the better part of a decade in a stripclub, these pictures are nothing but a fucking joke. I shouldn’t be feeding into this crap. I just have nothing better to do and part of me loves to take advantage of girls who want fame so bad they are willing to do “ANYTHING” for it…but TIla Tequila is so vile that she makes that an ugly thing….and that pisses me off… Pics via Bauer

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Adriana Lima Makes Sexy Faces

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Adriana Lima watching her husband play basketball at some beer league in Spain. I don’t think it’s a good idea for Adriana to be attending his games. I definitely wouldn’t be able to focus with her teasing from the crowd. I mean, check out these pictures! This is exactly how I envisioned Adriana’s face at the end of my sexual fantasy. Too much?

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Rachel Bilson is Hopefully Cheating on her Loser of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant…. Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about…. Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage. Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits….. Pics via Bauer

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Is Kim Kardashian’s Ass Disappearing?

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How is it that Kim Kardashian’s ass looks well, normal sized in these pictures of her walking the streets in a little skirt? Is it just a flattering outfit or did I resize the images wrong so they’re stretched? I’m both confused and titillated at the same time, like when a stripper offered to give me a free lap dance. Don’t worry I didn’t fall for that one either. Anyhow, I think she looks hot and would like to take her for a walk around my neighborhood. Yes, a walk, we can even hold hands.

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Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard…. Pics via Bauer

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Serena Williams Swimsuit Pictures…. Sorry

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think that I’m only posting these pictures of tennis superstar Serena Williams in her swimsuit because I watched Survivor last night and I feel bad that James was voted off again because of an injury. Wait, that sounds racist, but that’s not my intention. I’m only doing it because Serena is so frickin’ manly looking in her swimsuit that she reminded me of the big bad ass black guy from Survivor . What? more pictures of Serena Williams here

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Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her…. There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Little Cleavage Comes Out

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright so these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt out promoting a book she wrote are a little better than yesterday’s where she was dressed as an out of work figure skater . Why anyone needs to read a book from this broad is beyond me, but at least she’s giving a little peek at her cleavage. They’re only a little better because I always understood that newly single chicks were supposed to dress in slutty little revealing outfits, get drunk and make out with strangers behind the DJ booth. Apparently I’m wrong.

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