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Nicole Scherzinger’s Body Is Getting Tight

I don’t know what these pictures are from, but man Nicole Scherzinger is looking good. That cocoa colored skin, tight belly and sweet chesticles are killing me. How can I get on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? I want to get in shape by pawing at a some scantily clad hot chick while we prance around a dance studio. I doubt I’ll win, but I’m pretty sure I can beat that old man astronaut. My mom has lots of friends at her bridge club who will vote for me. Take that!

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body Living the Hard Life of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pictures of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, because I figure any bitch who does nothing all day everyday who has the nerve to run off on vacation from a life that is already a vacation is annoying enough and it’s probably better for society if we just ignore her and the fact that people think she’s hot and not a sloppy. lazy, chubby pig is on a whole other level of annoying…but then I realized shit was blurred and a blurry fat chick in a bikini is probably the best this whore has ever looked…but lucky for you they managed to get a nice shot of her fat back and I know how much fat back turns you on…weirdo… Pics via Bauer

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Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t…. I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple…. Pics via Fame

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Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much…. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson is Letting All This Attention Get to her Head of the Day

The biggest mistake John Mayer could have made was telling the public that Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm in bed. Shit was Oprah and all over the media and brought over-night attention to Jessica Simpson. The dude from Hurt Locker wante to get into her Hurting “ovaries that wants to get their egg fertilized so that she will have a family and be as happy as her little sister who shouldn’t have had babies before her and the fact that she hasn’t been able to keep a man makes her feel like a bigger loser than she is, while giving her something new to love and care or even though she’s not very good at taking care of things proven in her dogs abduction and killed by coyotes because she is a bad mother and not good a lookin’ after things… Locker …and Ryan Philippe who will probably like these pictures since he has a history of fat bitches… Either way, she’s boxy, she’s thick, I’d still love to suck her used tampons, but I have no standards and you’re in hollywood bitch, step up your fucking game and drop the texan BBQ. Pics via Fame

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Does It Again

I don’t know what these pictures of Megan Fox from some sort of portrait session are for, but I’m glad they exist, now I have some nice tasteful pictures of her to photoshop myself into. Not that I wasn’t pasting myself in to her bikini pictures, but these I can actually show people. We’re going to look so great together on our Christmas cards and birthday cards and anniversary cards and bar mitzvah cards… Not to mention the family newsletter I will be sending to all my ingrate relatives. It’s going to be awesome.

Pam Anderson Does a Ghetto In-Store Event of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari’s Sweet Profile Shots

Kristin Cavallari isn’t doing anything exciting in these pictures, but she’s wearing some tight ass jeans, slutty heels and giving us a delightful profile shot so I had to put them up for you. To be fair, she doesn’t ever do anything exciting, but I think she’s hot and would like to see those tight jeans in the shower. I’m not kidding, Kristin all wet in her jeans slipping around in my tub because her heels keep getting caught in the drain. Hot stuff.

Anna Kournikova Tries To Give Us A View

Here’s former tennis legend great star player Anna Kournikova out the other day doing her very best to give us a nice little peek down her top. Unfortunately it’s not quite working out the way I had hoped. If you look very carefully at some of these pictures you can just get a hint of cleavage. It’s not very good but it’s nice to watch… Kinda like her tennis career. Yes!

Emily Blunt’s Ass in Her Leggings of the Day

I have no idea who Emily Blunt is. I know I’ve heard her name before but I am pretty sure I’ve never seen her in anything and not because I don’t watch movies or TV, but because according to her IMDB, she’s pretty much not even considered an actress and might as well be a fucking extra or the bitch that works for the caterer on set….or just some random bitch running errands who the paparazzi is confusing as someone important enough to take pictures of becuase her pants are jacked up her pussy like the Asian fitness girl I saw earlier today and that was far more exciting than these pictures because her pussy looked so small and inviting in those leggings, while this bitch just looks like some kind of primate…. Pics via Fame

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