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Vanessa Paradis Topless In Elle

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As a teenager I used to love French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis , even with her weird gap in her teeth, so these pictures of her topless for Elle magazine are a bit of a throw back for me. If you don’t know who she is, don’t worry about it, she never really made it to North America and has since made a name for herself as Mrs Johnny Depp . Whatever she’s been doing it’s working because she looks almost exactly the same, this chick must be almost forty with two kids and she still looks like an eighteen year old. Yet another reason to be jealous of Johnny Depp. Enjoy.

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Brangie Bunch Take On Venice

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like Angelina Jolie and company are well on their way to reclaiming the title of Pap Idol this week! We spotted the Brangie Bunch spending some quality time together in Venice this weekend as Angie continues to shoot The Tourist.

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Titties on the Runway of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fashion is perverted and there are constant nipples and constant nudity and for some reason shit is seen as an art, and respected in some billion dollar industry, when girls who let people fuck them on camera or just get naked on camera is considered porn. The whole thing is a double standard I hate, so I’d like you all to take pictures of you jerking off to these pictures for me to prove to all the fashion snobs that they are nothin’ but smut peddlers…. Pics via LFI

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton… Again

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought we decided we were done with Mischa Barton , so why are these pictures of her on my computer this morning? It’s bad enough that I had a few too many gin and orange sodas last night, I don’t need to see this garbage first thing in the morning. There should be a farm or a ranch somewhere that we can send all these washed up, passed their prime celebrity chicks to graze until it’s their turn to be featured on one of those ‘Where Are They Now?’ TV shows. She is so rotten.

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Bar Refaeli Does Jersey Shore in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are pictures of Bar Refaeli doing a photoshoot for Interview Magazine in a bikini with Mike “The Situation” of Jersey Shore and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny, not because Bar Refaeli is doing Interview magazine in a bikini, that shits just obvious and part of what she does, but because the cast of Jersey Shore are included in this, despite being one of the bigger jokes America has thrown at us in recent years, I mean other than George Bush, the Iraqi war and Ugly Betty…I’m sure these dudes are loving every second of it and really who wouldn’t, rockin’ a supermodel on your shoulders, where her pussy is rubbin up against your neck, is a serious step up from the fat Jersey chicks they are used to. So these pictures are a celebration and bring hope that ANYTHING is fucking possible…

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Scarlett Johansson Is Still Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Scarlett Johansson outside the Letterman studios looking well, pretty damn boring. She looks like a lady who should be working in the office steno pool in the fifties not a hot celebrity with secretly big boobies . Boring! Show us the damn boobs! Judging by the condition of that car behind her it looks like someone agrees with me so much he just couldn’t take it anymore. Personally I think smashing up an old Lincoln may be a little dramatic, shaking your fist in the air is a more appropriate reaction, but I like his passion.

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I Love You Cheryl Tweedy

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Quite frankly I don’t really have much to say about these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy , she’s just going out to dinner, but she’s in America which is the closest I’ve ever been to her and I want her to know how much I care for her and I haven’t forgotten her and that one day soon we’ll be together. I don’t mean all that in a stalker kind of way, I’m just a man living in his mother’s basement who’s in love with a celebrity who has no idea he exist and hopes to spend the rest of his life with her. Perfectly innocent.

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Pamela Anderson’s Fashionable Fake Boobs

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before anyone gets weirded out by these pictures thinking it’s some sort of tranny show, I want to let everyone know that it’s actually Pamela Anderson on the runway at the Richie Rich A-MUSE Fashion Show in New York. Now that that’s out of the way we can move on to more important topics like her boobs and how wonderfully fake they are. I’ve only ever felt fake boobs once and they were attached to an older stripper who smelt like cigarettes and broken dreams. It was awesome. more pictures of Pamela Anderson here

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Mischa Barton Making Herself Look Alive of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the bigger jokes that happened in Hollywood in the last 24 hours are these pictures of Mischa Barton trying to get herself made up, done up, cleaned up in this makeover. You see the last few months she’s been drinking hard, rockin’ a cocaine bloated face, she hasn’t been showering and I put her on the death watch, mainly because she looked like she was one night into a fatal overdose…like a fat swollen corpse but I guess she’s decided to step things up, shower and get her hair and make-up done, to show us that she’s not going to give up fully just yet, she’s gonna have at least one more night of beauty and glamor, where everyone notices her new clean hair and big fat tits, but I figure this look lasted a solid 20 minutes before she started sweating, jonesing leading to ripping lines in the taxi to get her fix…. One of the bigges jokes that’s happened in my life in the last 24 hours is that this is my fucking life….. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria Beckham’s ‘Ear-y’ Pose

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something “ear-y” about these pictures of Victoria Beckham . People are creatures of habit and celebrities are no different. The former Spice Girl has a habit of touching her ear every time she sees the cameras. Is she brushing back her posh locks? Adjusting a loose earring? Playing coy with the paparazzi? Trying to cut her sexiest figure? Or possibly hiding something from us? Whatever it is, it isn’t a new habit; these pictures cover four years and several different hairstyles. What do you think it is?

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