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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out…. Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that… Sucking dick simulation gets hits.. The post Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Cleavage of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a decade ago that went viral, a decade ago….and she’s still at it…big cleavage gets hit…but it’s hardly something you’d want your 45 year old mom wearing anywhere, especially not on TV, because it’s trashy….but I like trashy, I like tits, I like cleavage, and I even like 45 year olds doing all these things…especially when they are fucking rich…and it is absolutely unnecessary… Here’s the segment, I doubt her nipple fell out at…. To see more thumbnails CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift And Lorde Make An Interesting Pair

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s my current favorite pop star Taylor Swift putting those killer legs of hers to good use going on a hike with Lorde . And I know these two are best friends and all (or BFFs, if you want to get technical about it), but when is Taylor going to offer to take me on one of these things? I mean, sure, I get winded going up a flight of stairs, but I’m great company. OK, not really, but c’mon! » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Ten Things That Change After A Baby Comes Along

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As my baby’s first birthday approaches, I find myself often reflecting on the past 11 months and how much my world has changed since he came into my life. There are many things that I knew would change once I had him – having a person completely dependent on me, changing diapers, daycare costs, etc. But there are so many wonderful – and some not so wonderful – things that caught me completely by surprise. If you recently became a mother, perhaps you can relate to these things that changed for me after my baby came along. More…

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Caitlin O’Connor In Daisy Dukes Is Awesome

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends Caitlin O’Connor back with another crazy hot beach shoot. And you know, considering how close we are (stop laughing), I’m a little surprised that Caitlin hasn’t invited me out to shoot one of these things for her yet — she should know by now that my phone takes great pictures. And even if not, I could always help her out with that handbra. It’s really the least I could do. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Talking Smack: The Wildest Rapper Interview Quotes Of All Time

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Wild Rapper Interview Quotes Rappers say the craziest things. It’s one thing when they say it over a beat, but it’s a whole other animal when they say these things in interviews. Their publicists must be pulling their hair out trying to keep the peace. If you think Kanye is crazy, take a look at these rappers in their interviews. They’re wild as hell. Continue reading →

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Myleene Klass’s Model Friends Are Worth A Few Shots

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of these things is not like the other. I guess British hottie Myleene Kass didn’t get the memo, because she’s the only one not wearing a bikini to promote the new Littlewoods swimwear line in London. How embarrassing. Anyway, who cares about Myleene, I want to party with her models. They’re already properly dressed. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two… And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….

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Karlie Kloss Is Hot On Set of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy…. These pics are hot.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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