If threesomes with two girls and a guy are your thing (or perhaps your personal naughty sexual fantasy) then you are going to love this video clip of Kenya Moore Continue reading →
Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits…. The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding… Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media…. I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know…. She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….
The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink…. Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.
If you guys like no-name ring girls, today’s your lucky day. Because here’s Lisa Hogan and Jennifer Brown doing their thing at Cage Contender XV1 Fights in Ireland. I don’t know much about either of them, but when it comes to looking hot standing around half-naked in a gym, these two have got what it takes. Now when does the Jello pit come in? Photos: WENN.com
The Death Star, undoubtedly a worthwhile undertaking but not on the Obama administration’s radar, is now on Kickstarter if you want to help build one. A recent White House Death Star petition was denied, citing Obama’s “we don’t blow up planets” political stance and the potential fiscal nightmare. Now, a new Kickstarter project wants to pick up those plans, using an open source design effort and trying to raise funding to help make it happen. A LOT of funding. The project has a $30,000,000 funding goal, which would be used to create “more detailed plans” than the initial design the team currently has . Yes … 30 million just to design the thing. No one said it would be easy, or that the potential defense system is without flaws. As we know, a single X-Wing fighter can basically defeat the thing. If the Kickstarter project reaches its long-term goal – $850,000,000,000,000,000 – plans will actually be put to use building a full-scale, working Death Star. They hope to have the project up and running by December 2015. No word on whether it would be used to protect the whole world or just the U.S. Something for sexy beast Kim Jong Un to ponder before his next failed missile test or scary / cheaply produced anti-American North Korea video .
Well, that lasted about as long as most men when staring as Megan Fox nude . Just days after she joined Twitter , the actress has now left Twitter. All it took were 13 Tweets and one re-Tweet for Fox to realize this was not her thing. “Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down…,” the actress wrote on Facebook. “I thought that 2013 might be the year I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly…but as it turns out I still hate it.” Fox apologized for her abrupt exit, but added she will be remaining on Facebook. We’re also very sorry, readers, but allow us to try and make you feel better via this link: Megan Fox photos ! You’re welcome.
Hey, look! Amy Childs is promoting yet another thing I have no interest whatsoever in buying. Only this time, she’s not doing so in lingerie . And that’s a real shame. Everybody knows what a competitive market it is for busty British nobodies. If you ask me, she needs to hire a new PR person stat. Luckily, I’m available, I have a ton of experience promoting Amy, and I’m willing to get paid in motorboats. It’s a perfect match. » view all 23 photos Related Articles: Amy Childs Is My Kind Of Lady Amy Childs Hides Her Only Talents Amy Childs’ Big Breasts In A Little Top Amy Childs Works Her Impressive Figure Photos: WENN.com
Hey, look! Amy Childs is promoting yet another thing I have no interest whatsoever in buying. Only this time, she’s not doing so in lingerie . And that’s a real shame. Everybody knows what a competitive market it is for busty British nobodies. If you ask me, she needs to hire a new PR person stat. Luckily, I’m available, I have a ton of experience promoting Amy, and I’m willing to get paid in motorboats. It’s a perfect match. » view all 23 photos Related Articles: Amy Childs Is My Kind Of Lady Amy Childs Hides Her Only Talents Amy Childs’ Big Breasts In A Little Top Amy Childs Works Her Impressive Figure Photos: WENN.com