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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an Olympic Hero…and as an Olympic hero, part of a gold metal winning team, thanks to discipline and lunatic parents, who the second they could, got her into acting and social media hustle, as Gymnastics alone isn’t very lucrative, and with that attitude, it trickles down to her level, leading to selfie smut that isn’t smutty enough to be inapproprirate, but is smutty enough that dudes can jerk off to her thinking she’s all innocent… What I’m saying is..this is McKayla Maroney and her family playing you for their personal gain…enjoy…cleavage… The post McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Watch Ed Sheeran Debut His Romantic New Ballad ‘Thinking Out Loud’

Ed Sheeran drops new Multiply song, Thinking Out Loud, on Later… With Jools Holland. Watch a performance video for the ballad.

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Sky Ferreira Titties for her Album Cover of the Day

It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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Jennette McCurdy Twitter Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me…but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me…. She’s a country pop star…she’s on Nickelodeon tv shows….she’s a recipe for disaster at the tender age of 20….you know one of those falling off hard when people forget she exists…but for now she’s lovely and posing in her bikini for the internet…which I think makes her perfect….or at least on the right track…

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Candice Swanepoel Modeling with Fast Cars of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a magical experience….she doesn’t need fast cars to make her worth lookin at….like some low level import model….but she’s doing it anyway…and I like to think that’s a sign of her thinking she’s inadequate and at that car show level…when she’s definitely not…but I know that’s not the case…and that getting her to my “studio” to do some “artistic nudes” like I do with so many girls seeking fame….would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams and this is mine….

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Candice Swanepoel Modeling with Fast Cars of the Day

LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny… Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving…. Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pumpkin Tetris: Real! Amazing!

We’ve never met Nathan Pryor, but we like his thinking. “Since Halloween was only a few weeks away and it was too late to start growing pumpkins, I thought ‘Why not make a pumpkin you can play Tetris on instead?'” this YouTube user wrote on his blog earlier this month. And – like that! – Pumpkin Tetris was born. Using 128 LEDs for a display and the stem as a controller, Pryor made it possible to actually play this beloved game on his Jack O’Lantern. Really. This is a must-watch video: Pumpkin Tetris: The World’s Greatest Jack O’Lantern

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Robert Pattinson Volunteers to Walk Red Carpet with Kristen Stewart

He’s a good guy, that Robert Pattinson. Faced with numerous opportunities to bash Kristen Stewart over the past couple weeks, the actor has refrained, most recently appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live and discussing everything in his life except the woman that broke his heart. And now comes the following news: Sources tell The Sun that Pattinson has volunteered to walk the red carpet alongside Stewart at November’s Breaking Dawn premiere. For what reason? “To save her from embarrassment and any female fans booing her,” according to the insider. “He is being professional and taking the higher moral ground.” That’s for sure. Stewart is reportedly breaking down herself over the couple’s split, and we can understand why: Pattinson really does appear to be just that awesome. The costars also expected to present together at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 6. Will that go down as scheduled? Stay tuned.

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