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What to Expect When You’re Expecting Gets a Trailer for the Marginalized-Woman Era

I know we were kinda just talking about this, but at a point in time when women’s rights and representation are threatened at seemingly every turn by bureaucrats , ideologues , campaign financiers and bald-faced misogynists , how predictable should it have been that the new trailer for What to Expect When You’re Expecting — the best-selling, most influential maternity guide in the known universe — would marginalize the actual mothers and focus almost entirely on the guys? Don’t change, Hollywood! Actually, yes. Maybe change just a bit. In fairness to Lionsgate, the last time the marketing team went full chick-flick, we got a series of posters that had even the bodysnark-averse observers at Jezebel ” hypnotized by the Styrofoam lumps they shoved under the stars’ shirts.” So to Plan B, as in “Boy”: What’s the worst that can come of enlisting Chris Rock, Dennis Quaid, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Morrison, Rodrigo Santoro and others to play up the fatherhood side of the equation? On second thought, with the male half of the ensemble mugging and contorting opposite various expressions of hysteria and breaking off one-liners referring to the side of the stroller walk “where happiness goes to die,” let’s not answer that. Not to overthink the unthinkable, or unthought-out, or whatever. But with so much cynicism and garish guy-centricity in the air right now, this trailer seems just aloof at best and in appallingly, almost absurdly bad taste at worst. But you tell me? [via Yahoo! ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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‘Stupidly Busy’ Vanessa Hudgens Gets Downcast Makeover for Gimme Shelter

What’s up in Vanessa Hudgens’s world? “I have been so stupidly busy working on Gimme Shelter . I’m so excited and proud of the work I’ve been doing and let me tell you, you all are going to be SHOCKED with how I look in this movie,” she wrote on Facebook. In the film, Hudgens plays a pregnant teen runaway who goes looking for her father (Brendan Fraser). “It’s crazy sauce.” And how! We’re not in Sucker Punch anymore. [ Facebook via People ]

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VIDEO: Jason Statham Gets Grittier in Trailer for Direct-to-DVD Blitz

Jason Statham’s new British action thriller Blitz may go straight to DVD in the U.S., but why, girls, why? It has all of these cineplex treats: Jason Statham’s stathamminess, Paddy Considine as Statham’s openly gay partner, and enough grumbled quips to appease most fans of the honorable Jean-Claude Van Damme . Adapted from Ken Bruen’s novel by Moon scribe Nathan Parker, Blitz goes for grit and comes up with grumbles. I think we can all respect that.

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See Andrew Garfield Embrace His Inner Teen Wolf in New Spiderman Photo

How Die Hard and Night at the Museum Are the ‘Exact Same Movie’

Screenwriters Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant have mastered the art of screenwriting enough to generate twelve figures at the box office (through movies like Night at the Museum , Herbie Fully Loaded and The Pacifier ) and in their new book Writing Movies For Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at The Box Office and You Can, Too! , the duo gives aspiring Hollywood scribes tips so that they can do the very same. And it all stems from the simple lesson the duo revealed in a recent NPR interview , during which Garant explained that every movie “is exactly the same” using Die Hard , Night at the Museum , Casablanca and The Matrix as examples.

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‘Reno 911’ Star Picks Fight with Breckin Meyer

Filed under: thomas lennon , Comedy Central Thomas Lennon from ” Reno 911 ” was just trying to give our camera guy a little impromptu hernia inspection yesterday … when suddenly, Breckin Meyer appeared — and it was time to throw down!!! You gotta watch the video … it’s pretty damn funny. Read more

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Hollywood Ink: Jeremy Irons Joins Margin Call

This Was Inevitable: The Reno 911 Guys Review Their Own Porn Parody

Our lusty friends over at New Sensations have been dutifully cranking out porn parodies of TV show after TV show , but with a few exceptions (Tina Fey’s glancing meta-reference of the 30 Rock porno comes to mind), the properties covered tend to ignore the Sensations crew’s (ahem) hard work. Leave it to Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant from Reno 911 to fix that.

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The Actor Enforcer with Ethan Suplee

The Actor Enforcer with Ethan Suplee 1:36 Having trouble with a difficult actor on set? Frank Fardel can help. Continue reading

Thomas Lennon is Guntram Müller – MüllerCize It! part zwei

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