Here’s teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne out with that dirty old man she’s dating , and I just don’t get it. I would’ve figured Chris Hansen would’ve showed up by now. Unless, between this dress and that pool party , it’s all some kind of dirty trick to get me to write something that’ll land me on a government watch list. Well, I’m not falling for it. I’m not that dumb. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t the punchline. Ah, screw you guys. Let’s all just forget it and move on. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
We’ve still got another few months to go until Bella Thorne turns 18 (2 and a half to be exact, but who’s counting?). So do your best to ignore these shots of her at Just Jared’s Summer Bash pool party. Because I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that saying you took your pants off because your air conditioner is broken isn’t going to hold up in court. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know Bella Thorne ‘s still trouble for another few months, so I’m going to be careful what I write about these pictures of her at the airport. All I’ll say is, I have a feeling there were a couple people who got added to a government watch list after this, and I’m betting it had nothing to do with them being considered a flight risk… So let’s all move it along, just to be safe. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra . And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set.
For once, I’m doing a post on Bella Thorne and you perverts aren’t the ones who should be consulting a lawyer. Because according to my sources, this dude holding hands with our favorite teenage troublemaker is her boyfriend. And according to my research, the guy’s 23! It almost makes you degenerates look good in comparison. Almost. Anyway, I think we should all move it along just to be safe. Unless you want to be cellmates with this guy.
Here’s the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood Bella Thorne at the 6th annual Thirst Gala in LA, and I have no clue what that is, but I do know this: before you degenerates start sending Bella tweets asking if she’s thirsty, you’d better make sure you’re talking about getting her a glass of water, unless you want to spend your July 4th weekend hanging out with Chris Hansen. Move it along. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
Apparently everyone’s favorite teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne is still in New York, because this time she’s showed up to the Ted 2 premiere. And in case you need any help remembering that Bella’s still only 17 for another few months, just remember: since this movie’s rated R, Bella couldn’t go see it in theaters without parental supervision. So move it along, perverts. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know I’m supposed to be up-to-date on all the latest up-and-coming hotties, but I can’t say I know too much about Lexi Atkins here. Well, besides the fact that after seeing these pictures of her at the premiere of her new movie Ted 2 , I want to get to know her a whole lot better. According to my research, Lexi’s got a pretty big part in this movie too — she plays a character named “Waitress.” I had my fingers crossed for “Hot Girl at the Pool,” but maybe they’re saving that for the third one. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Since I feel bad about always getting you perverts in trouble with all those Bella Thorne pictures, here’s something you can actually look at without getting added to any government watch lists: it’s the latest photoshoot from Bella’s hot older sister Dani Thorne for Bello Magazine. So enjoy, and just try not to get too jealous of the lucky bastard that got to paint her for this shoot. That body is one hell of a canvas. Continue reading →
Bella Thorne posted this picture of her as a 17 year old nurse…the kind of Dougie Howser that you probably fantasize about….but that you shouldn’t fantasize about…because a nurse is there to tend to your illness…and 17 year olds are so irresponsible and caught up in their vapid social media existences that you’d likely end up taking care of yourself, or dying off due to their negligence…as they snap a selfie with you….and sure a teen body that’s a few months from being legal…always looks better than an old fat seasoned veteran nurse who is probably angry, jaded and mad about her Union not getting her that raise…so just as careless…but there’s a lot more comfort in that than some actress pretending to be a nurse… All this to say, Bella Thorne, whether a real nurse or not, gives me anxiety…because I like to know my nurse knows what she’s doing…and is more than just a slutty teen in a nurses outfit…if you know what I mean.. The post Bella Thorne is a NUrse of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
