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Emma Stone for Interview of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photographer Craig McDean took these pictures of Emma Stone for Interview Magazine, that weren’t as scandalous as I would hope for, you know nude…or half nude…since that’s the way girls get famous these days…and I guess once they are already famous, they are smart enough to wait it out until the proper amount of money is offered so that she can really monetize them tits….unless she’s already been nude, but I generally don’t give a shit about Emma Stone, or understand her fame, or why the nerd virgins have taken it upon themselves to make her and her quirky weird mouth rich and famous…but she’s happened…and here she is in Interview….exciting…but not as exciting as her recently being single…for the real virgin losers out there…that’s a beacon of hope…like some comic book hero finally winning…unlike you or really me…unless you suck at life so good…you’re the champion of sucking at life…which I think I am…. The post Emma Stone for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

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So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage…. So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird… But I do like looking at her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

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So Amy Schumer’s been trying to be famous for a long fucking time….and it’s worked. She became relevant on social media thanks to being a joker on Roasts, and now she’s got more than one show of her own, where she’s giving her best stuff, and people are celebrating her for being funny, and I wouldn’t know if she was funny, because she blocked me years ago, when she probably had 10,000 followers, because called her out for being fat, and fat girls making jokes because they aren’t pretty makes me sad and the jokes not funny, because I get what’s going on with them…. Anyway, America has embraced fatness, so it only makes sense that Amy Schumer use that to her advantage by pretending to be comfortable with her body, as she counts her fucking money cuz she’s made it.. And the truth is, I actually like fat chicks, cuz as Schumer would suggest…they put out…because it’s better than spending another night alone…and well, sloppy tits are fun… The post Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage… Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass… 17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Apr 30, 2015 at 7:27pm PDT She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds . And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof . Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger. Continue reading →

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Bella Thorne Will Cause You Trouble

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s  Bella Thorne at the America Grand Prix 2015 Gala in New York and just so I can’t be considered an accessory when you perverts get busted by Chris Hansen, here’s your regular reminder that there’s still another few months to go before Bella turns 18. Well, technically, it’s 5 months and 21 days, to be exact. But who’s counting? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Sofia Richie Is Big Big Trouble!

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Abort, abort! Unless you want to spend your long weekend making friends down at your local police station, I suggest you move it along and pretend you never saw these. Because according to my research, Sofia Richie (aka Lionel Richie’s daughter and Nicole ‘s sister) is only 16. I never thought I’d say this, but… this girl really should’ve listened to her mom and taken a sweater. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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