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Lindsay Lohan Assumes The Position

Here are some pictures and a behind the scenes video from a photoshoot that Lindsay Lohan did for Tyler Shields. I’m guessing this isn’t the first time Lindsay has found herself in this position to get a job…. That is all. Tyler Shields Photo Shoot with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Finally Gets Some Work

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes with her sister the other day creating her very own signature milkshake. I don’t know how this milkhake shop gets all these washed up celebrities to come by, but I’m not drinking anything made by Lindsay Lohan . That thing’s a nice shade of brown so I bet the ingredients include ice cream, some of her awful tanning cream and obviously a whole lot of booze. No thank you. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Kristin Cavallari Needs To Spice It Up A Little

I’m starting to get a little bored with this Kristin Cavallari chick, which is not good because she’s hot and our relationship isn’t that old, but she’s always wearing the same thing that it’s losing it’s appeal. Here she is again in a black dress showing off her legs… Snooze. We’ve come to the point in our relationship where we need to spice things up a little, maybe do some role playing or invite one of her friends to join in. Heidi Montag’s boobs are always welcome. Let’s make this happen. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Lindsay Lohan’s Leg Show

Lindsay Lohan’s party girl reputation seems to be alive and well these days, here she is doing her thing a hiked up pair of short shorts and weird heels. I’m not sure I’m down with this style of wearing the short shorts, I may be a traditionalist, but I personally prefer them to be riding bellow the bellybutton and just above the spot where pubic hair would start if women had pubic hair these days…. Which, thanks to those clever Brazilians, most of them don’t. I’m just waiting for this train wreck to crash… All over my sweaty naked body.

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot 80’s Leotards

I think I’ve had these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in her slutty 80’s outfits for her clothing on the site before, but I can’t be bothered to check and I’m pretty sure my intern quit months ago, so I’m putting them up anyway. I don’t see why I wouldn’t, she looks pretty damn good, especially in her tight shiny unitard. Like a futuristic prostitute working her way through the earthlings. Can I be next?

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Skinny Girl Booty

I don’t know what to tell you about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan at some party the other night, she doesn’t seem to be drunk, she’s not falling ass over kettle into a cactus and she doesn’t have some strange white powder blowing out of her shoes . She actually looks kind of normal. It’s freaking me out a little and sadly, I’m already bored with these shots, even if she is trying to give us a look at her skinny ass. It’s not so much ass, it’s more like really low back. Don’t they make ass implants? Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari Needs To Be Hosed Down

Here’s The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari out the other day looking somewhat chilly in the cool California spring weather. I say that because I think I see a hint o’ nipple. Unfortunately a hint doesn’t quite do it for me anymore. Would it be frown upon to hire homeless people to pour cold water on hot celebrities in white t-shirts? It’s a win win situation, the homeless dude gets money for crack food, we all get to see Kristin in her very own one woman wet t-shirt contest in the middle of the street and she gets a little more exposure. Everyone’s a winner.

Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Resurrecting

It looks like Christina Aguilera is jumping on the annoying hipster dufus bandwagon by wearing retarded sunglasses and even worse acid washed jeans. Great, we’ve lost another one. I’m going to look on the bright side, at least the jeans are tight and we can see some sort of cleavage. Who am I kidding, there is not bright side, I miss the days when popstars used to wear little slutty dresses and craved everyone’s attention. At least there’s always Lindsay Lohan .

Kristen Stewart’s First Attempt At Cleavage

In the majority of the pictures I’ve ever seen of Kristen Stewart she looks like a pissed off brooding teenager who’s father just told her that her best friend in the world and softball teammate who’s family is moving to Wyoming can’t live with them until graduation. So it’s nice to see that she at least tried to sex it up a little at the premiere of her new movie The Runaways . She still looks pissed off, but that could just be because she’s a movie star, adored by millions and making a dumpload of cash. Cheer up princess. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here

The Kristin Cavallari Leg Show Continues

I guess spring is just around the corner because all the nobodies from The Hills are starting to shed their clothes and head out in their slutty outfits. Here’s Kristin Cavallari showing off her legs in yet another short skirt. Not to mention the hat-trick ho’s we had yesterday. We had Heidi Montag’s big fake boobs seeing their shadow for the first time, Kristin flashing her sexy body waiting for her fat tire to get fixed, and of course Audrina Patridge flashing her hooker boots and tight little ass . Good times.