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Kristin Cavallari Gets A Flat Tire In A Little Dress

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that poor little Kristin Cavallari went and got herself a flat tire the other day, the good news is that she was wearing a tiny little tube top dress when it happened. Here she is showing off her legs while she struggles to comprehend how something so awful and unfair could happen to her. Poor thing, she needs a hug. Where I’m from a hug involves at least one hand on the woman’s ass a possibly even some nuzzling of the nose to the breasts depending on how well you know each other. I’m up for either one if she’s interested. Call me. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

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Selita Ebanks Drops Some Killer Cleavage

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m feeling pretty good today so I thought I’d get things started with a little taste of some Victoria’s Secret model’s cleavage, here’s Selita Ebanks giving us a good look at why she got the job as a lingerie model. This to me is the perfect amount of cleavage, big enough to get a sweet handful and an even sweeter motorboat, but not too big to suffocate a small deer. Although I would like to see her try.

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Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wasn’t going to post these pictures of the mom from the TV show Modern Family Julie Bowen running around in her bikini on the beach, but then I figured why the hell not? She’s a celebrity, she’s in a bikini and that’s pretty much my business. Right? Then I got a good look at them and regretted it instantly. Someone should be editing this crap.

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Does It Again

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pictures of Megan Fox from some sort of portrait session are for, but I’m glad they exist, now I have some nice tasteful pictures of her to photoshop myself into. Not that I wasn’t pasting myself in to her bikini pictures, but these I can actually show people. We’re going to look so great together on our Christmas cards and birthday cards and anniversary cards and bar mitzvah cards… Not to mention the family newsletter I will be sending to all my ingrate relatives. It’s going to be awesome.

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Kristin Cavallari’s Sweet Profile Shots

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristin Cavallari isn’t doing anything exciting in these pictures, but she’s wearing some tight ass jeans, slutty heels and giving us a delightful profile shot so I had to put them up for you. To be fair, she doesn’t ever do anything exciting, but I think she’s hot and would like to see those tight jeans in the shower. I’m not kidding, Kristin all wet in her jeans slipping around in my tub because her heels keep getting caught in the drain. Hot stuff.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Misleading Cleavage

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan . When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Hot For Old Men

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I tend to poke a lot of fun at Lindsay Lohan , but really I just want to spend a lot of time poking Lindsay Lohan. Ha! That was a pretty lame joke, but I’m not kidding, I want to do it with Lindsay Lohan. It’s that simple. Here she is at some sort of fashion garbage in Milan hanging out with an old man who’s obviously paying for the whole trip. One of these days I would like to become one of these old men who hangs out with hot young celebrity chicks on their fancy yachts. Except instead of a yacht, it would be my mother’s basement and we’re drinking gallons of orange soda. Good times. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

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Lindsay Lohan Is Just A Tease

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to hide her see through top, but I know what’s under there, you can’t fool me princess. I know that there are some nice big chesticles in there waiting to be exposed and I’m willing to wait for the money shot… Alright, that’s long enough. Get on with the show. Anyhow, she looks hot even if she’s not showing any of the goods. She’s like one of those strippers who dance around for 5 minutes in a bikini until they take their top off right at the end of some cheesy song only to walk directly off the stage covering their boobs. Hot and annoying at the same time.

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Kristin Cavallari’s See Through Top.. Sort Of

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If Kristin Cavallari is going to stay in my good books, right now she’s hanging on by a hot ass, she’s going to have to do better than this when it comes to see through top pictures. We know her top is see through, but to cover up the goods like this is just insulting to both of us. Her little boobs are in there, just let us have a look. This is what we used to call a… I’m not sure if my sponsor will let me say the word… It’s French for rooster… It’s sometimes followed by a-doodle-doo….. But in this case it’s followed by tease. Anyone?

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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Step Up The Hotness

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My crotch is beginning to get a little bored with Kristin Cavallari always wearing these tank top and leggings combinations. Sure she’s got a tight little body, so she can pull it off, but mix it up a little. I think only Sophie Monk can pull this sh#t off on a regular basis. I really shouldn’t be complaining about this garbage, I live in Canada and I haven’t seen a woman in person wearing a tank top in a long time. Not since I got kicked out of my gym for watching women do yoga. They should’ve put a sign up somewhere saying that boners aren’t allowed.

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