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#Losing: People With The Most Questionable Chop Down Resumes Of All Time

We already showed you the people with the best resumes when it comes to conquering the opposite sex. Now, let’s look at some people that failed. While it’s nice to have stellar resumes, some people haven’t been so lucky. These people have had more tan questionable choices in mates. Take a gander.

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Elin Nordegren’s Friend’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Tiger Woods or the pussy he got pregnant….all money grubbing, groupie and unsupportive of his cheating, even though he gave her everything she ever could ask for, and all he asked for in exchange was the freedom to fuck some whores, and any other bitch would respect that decision, only this one took him for 1/2 billion dollars….and that flaw in the system represents all things wrong with both marriage and more importantly, all things wrong with giving women the right to vote. There is a reason wives were property….and we had to go ahead and ruin that….

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Who Was the Most Searched for Person on Bing in 2011?

He may not have gotten publicly married and then quickly divorced; and the tabloids may not conjure up new stories every week about how he might steal back his famous ex ; but Justin Bieber still reigned supreme in 2011. At least for those who wished to Bing and Decide. The 17-year old superstar was the most searched-for person in 2011 on that website, rising five spots from his 2010 ranking of number-six. The Biebs bumped Kim Kardashian down to number-two in the process, while Jennifer Aniston rounded out the top three. Sandra Bullock, Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, Jesse James, Kate Gosselin and Barack Obama were all ranked in the top 10 a year ago, but folks apparently stopped caring about cheating husbands; spoiled reality stars; and the leader of the free world in 2011. Here’s a look at this year’s 10 most searched-for individuals: Justin Bieber Kim Kardashian Jennifer Aniston Lindsay Lohan Jennifer Lopez Britney Spears Katy Perry Megan Fox Lady Gaga Miley Cyrus

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Klash of the Kardashians: Kamp vs. Kamp!

Since Kim Kardashian announced her intention to divorce Kris Humphries, this reality star has not merely been fighting against a public that now questions the sincerity of her every word… but against family members that are also aghast at her actions, according to the latest In Touch Weekly at least. “The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider says. “Encouraged by her mom, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality.” Some onlooker named Hannah Smith claims that Kim didn’t leave Australia last week because she couldn’t handle the press tour; but because she couldn’t handle her own sister! “Khloe was mad because Kim was trying to look sad. She was telling Kim that people would see right through it, and Kim was only making things worse,” Smith says, adding that the sisters ended up “swearing” at each other. The Kardashians are set to hold a “series of crisis meetings,” the tabloid writes, as they look to find a common ground and forge ahead as one cohesive unit. No doubt, cameras will be present for them.

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Jonathan Lipnicki, Former Jerry Maguire Child Star: Freaking JACKED Now!

Jonathan Lipnicki, who played Renee Zellweger’s cute, know-it-all son Ray in the 1996 Tom Cruise film Jerry Maguire , has come a long way in the last 15 years. The actor, 21, stunned fans Thursday when pictures of his incredibly chiseled, buff body surfaced online. Lipnicki began beefing up for his role in For the Love of Money , and although his shirtless scene was cut, “I kind of became a gym rat.” Apparently. Check it out: “The more results I saw, the more dedicated I became,” Lipnicki tells Us Weekly . “It is such a great feeling to see all your hard work pay off. I mean, if I’m gonna skip the In N Out burgers, there better be light at the end of the tunnel!” No doubt. Stuart Little? More like Stuart … not so little. Or some better joke. Amber Watson better think before she tries to annihilate Jonathan again.

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Tiger Woods: Not Dead Despite Twitter Hoax, Actually Leading Golf Tournament!

Tiger Woods is totally alive, despite reports on Twitter that he is dead. In other news, he is uncharacteristically playing decent golf this week! The greatest golfer of our age, Tiger Woods, hasn’t been killed, no matter what a bunch of idiots Tweeting as much claim. But his golf came has been DOA for awhile. He hasn’t won a tournament in over two years (the two-year anniversary of the car crash is coming up) and his fitness, mentally and physically, has been way off. You wouldn’t know it this week in Sydney, Australia, where Woods is tearing up one of the country’s best courses, leading by one stroke at the halfway point. Woods says he’s “playing properly” again. The distractions of the sex scandal that ended his marriage, injuries and splits with his caddy and coach are history. “It’s one of those things, just being patient,” the 14-time major winner said. “I derive a lot of my confidence from practice. I’m getting ample practice time.” “That’s something I’ve not done in the last couple of years.” Good for him. Even before the wreck ended his marriage to Elin Nordegren , he veered off a bit. Think he can pull it together and climb back up to the top?

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Tiger Back? Mr. Woods Is Leading The Australian Open! Maybe His Career Isn’t Over

Tiger Woods might be back in the swing of things…see what we did there. While it’s only the second round, Tiger is looking pretty stellar during the Australian open. He’s one stroke ahead going into the home stretch this weekend. Those Applebee’s hostesses in Australia must have some grade-A tail for Tiger to play with and get his swag back. “It feels good that I am there playing properly, it’s not like I am slashing it all over the place. I am hitting the ball well,” Woods said after a seven-birdie, two bogey effort. “I have hit so many lips these first two days,” he added, lamenting several shots he let slip away. “It could have been pretty low.” “Lips”? Really, Tiger? You’ve hit a ton of “lips” these first two days? The joke just tells itself! We hope he can keep the lead and keep giving us crazy quotes to boot. More On Bossip! What Did WE Do?! Single Black Men That Seem To Have Given Up On The Sistahs Who Upgraded? Let’s Compare Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Post Break-Up Sweet Thangs To See Who Made The Best Choices Exclusive: Woman Claims Dwyane Wade Is A Dirty Dog Who Cheats On Gabby And Definitely Got It In With Lauren London Uh-Oh… Is OchoCinco Jealous Evelyn Is Giving Too Much Attention To Someone Else???

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Steve Jobs Biography Release Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment

The release of Steve Jobs’ biography by Walter Isaacson has been given the obligatory NMA treatment. What did the Taiwanese animators of current events do with this? It’s no Tiger Woods scandal reenactment, but it’s close. Ghost Steve Jobs as a technical Obi-Wan Kanobi, appearing before Tim Cook in hologram form, projected via iPhone 4: Too soon? Probably. Too funny? Definitely. Steve Jobs Biography Release: NMA Style Steve Jobs passed away just a few weeks before the release of his widely-anticipated biography. According to the book (or at least Next Media Animation), Jobs: Didn’t ask to read his biography Wished he’d had surgery to fight cancer sooner Told Barack Obama he would become a one-term president Told Bill Gates to broaden his horizons by dropping acid Can use the Force to guide Apple from the great beyond Plans to nuke Google and Android Why read the book after this brilliant, cartoonish synopsis?

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Candid Camera: People Who Got Exposed And Put On Blast On Tape In The Most Embarrassing Ways

Nobody wants to be put on blast , but it’s even worse to be put on blast as a celebrity when millions of people can see it. Here are some celebrities that had cover-ups and they got put on blast either on camera, their cell phones or some other random form of technology.

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Simon Cowell, Tyler Perry Lead Highest-Paid Men In Entertainment

Jerry Bruckheimer, Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio and Elton John also in the top 10 of Forbes list. By Gil Kaufman Tyler Perry Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Though the stars get the headlines, it’s almost always the people behind the scenes who rake in the most cash in Hollywood. Case in point: According to the new Forbes magazine tally, the list of the highest-paid men in entertainment is led by actor/director/screenwriter/producer/author Tyler Perry, whose films have grossed more than $500 million worldwide. He tops a list — measuring the entertainers’ earnings from May 2010 to May 2011 — that also includes Steven Spielberg, Simon Cowell and one of the only actors on the list, Leonardo DiCaprio. How did Perry make it to the top with $130 million over the past year? Thanks to fat checks from his TV shows, “Meet the Browns” and “House of Payne,” as well as his hit series of movies based around his drag character Madea and his upcoming rare acting role as the titular detective in I, Alex Cross. Just behind Perry is