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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl . Cropping out the gigantic baby bump mountain? Brilliant! Now if she could crop out the white chick and make a few sexy faces we’d be in business.

Katharine McPhee’s Breasts Are A Smash

Obviously I have no interest in watching the new show Smash , it’s a show about Broadway and I’m a straight male, you do the math. But after seeing these shots of Katharine McPhee squeezing her breasts together in her Marilyn Monroe costume, I might have to set the DVR. This is what I like to see, someone who isn’t afraid to flaunt what she’s got… Anyone who thinks I’m talking about her singing voice, doesn’t belong on this site.

Adrianne Curry’s White Trash Cleavage

Here’s Twitter model Adrianne Curry giving us a look at her now somewhat famous breasts in a classy little tank top. ‘White Trash With Money’ ? Sign me up. I think that Adrianne and I should go out sometime, she was married to one of the Bradys , I’m sure she wouldn’t have any trouble spending a few hours with a blogger if it got her a little attention. And if it gets me a little squeeze of those beauties…. Bonus. Twitter me

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Amber Rose’s Big Leather Booty

It looks like Amber Rose is trying to make a name for herself these days, I guess she’s sick of being known as Kanye West’s big bootied bald ex-girlfriend, because she’s been going around telling people that Kim Kardashian banged Kanye and then apologizing for saying it. Weird. If you’re going to call a chick a homewrecker, you shouldn’t back down from your comments. It makes you seem weak. Anyhow, here she is showing off the junk in the trunk in some leather pants. I’m hoping to see a big bootied cat fight. Epic.

Marisa Miller’s Bikini Body Is Very Helpful

Leave it to a supermodel like Marisa Miller to help cure yet another of my many holiday hangovers. Here are some pictures of her rocking a few nice little bikinis for Women’s Health magazine, causing the blood to rush away from my throbbing headache to a much more enjoyable area of my anatomy. Wink. Four out of five doctors recommend this hottie. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry’s Topless Coverup

Adrianne Curry is no stranger to taking pictures of herself and posting them on the internet, she’s pretty much just a Twitter model now. Not the greatest of careers, but everyone’s got to do something. The good news is that she seems to be getting a little racier with her shots. Here she is in a sexy leather topless cat burglar costume squeezing the front meat together. Nicely done. But I think it’s about time she just does porn already.

Kristin Cavallari Gets All Dolled Up

It’s not all that often I get pictures of reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari all dressed up, mostly because nobody invites her to any real parties, but here she is dressed to the nines for some reason. I’m guessing she’s just standing curbside so all her neighbors come out and look at her and imagine she’s going to some sort of lavish party or something. That’s what I did on prom night. I still think I convinced a couple of old birds from the senior center that I was going to get some action that night. Good times.

Marisa Miller Hotness Booty Shake

If you were in the mood for some hot ass pictures of > Marisa Miller , you’ve come to the right place. I know I say that a lot, but seriously, look at this hotness. Here’s the supermodel doing her thing in some sort football promo or something like that. I don’t know what she’s doing, but I really really like the way she’s doing it. Of course I’ve got a video of the action. You’re welcome. Related Articles: Marisa Miller’s Tightly Wrapped Hotness Marisa Miller Takes Me For A Ride Marisa Miller’s Ass Is Delicious Marisa Miller Works Out Her Tight Body

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Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Are So Hot She Got Fined!

I’m not sure what Kristin Cavallari has been up to lately, probably spending all her crappy reality TV money on shoes, but the chick has got some really sexy legs on her so I don’t really care. Here they are getting a ticket for been too long and luscious. Obviously that’s not what’s happening, she’s getting a ticket because she’s a terrible driver, but those legs could be considered a dangerous weapon. I wouldn’t mind being choke out by them. Call me.

Adrianne Curry: Laptop Cleavage

I’ve seen quite a few Twitter pictures of Adrianne Curry in my day, I think that’s the only way to see any pictures of this chick, but this one has got to be one of the absolute breasts. I’m speechless. Well done.