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2012 Hooters Calendar Worldwide Release Party

I’ve got to say that I’m a little disappointed with these pictures, I mean they’re supposed to be shots from the Hooters Calendar 2012 worldwide release party, but all I’m seeing are some half decent looking chicks with awesome bodies who couldn’t get in to Playboy holding up pictures. This might ass well be a car show or a cardboard convention. Where are the busty hottie in stupid looking orange short shorts? Isn’t that your thing? And where the hell are those hot wings I ordered?

Rachelle Leah Rocks The Short Shorts

Alright, another adequate week of celebrity blogging is behind me and it’s just about that time again, the time when I pour large amounts of gin into my belly, but before I go I’m going to share one last hottie with you. Her name is Rachelle Leah , she’s a former UFC octagon girl and she looks really good in short shorts. Actually, I think she looks even better in that tiny jean skirt. Awesome. When is someone going to figure out how to make pictures like this in 3D? I think it’s about time. Get on it nerds and get back to me.

Salma Hayek Hides The Big Guns

I know these aren’t the best pictures you’ll ever see of Salma Hayek , let me rephrase that, these probably aren’t the best pictures of Salma Hayek’s big beautiful breasts. Salma actually looks alright for a woman her age, but those big sweater mounds are hidden too well for my taste. At least give us a profile shot or a cleavage peak. Something. I’m not sure what else to say, I’m disappointed in you woman. And leave the old dude at home next time, nobody needs to see that.

Kristin Cavallari Gets Back To Work

Now that she’s been voted off that Dancing With the Stars garbage, poor Kristin Cavallari has to get back to the very difficult work of getting her nails done, waxing her lady parts and heading out to some expensive restaurant like she deserves to be considered a celebrity. Poor thing is delusional, but she’s still kind of hot and I’m going to miss watching contraband youtube videos of her shaking her booty with whoever it was she was dancing with. What were we talking about? I’ve lost interest.

Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

Poppy Montgomery Is Unforgettable

For those of you who don’t know who this Poppy Montgomery bird is, she was on some CBS show a few years back, but wasn’t all that memorable. Well, not anymore. I guess when a network tells you you’re going to get you’re very own hour long drama, you decide to hit the gym and spice things up a little. A fresh coat of suntan, a new shade of ginger for the hair and you’re ready to go. Here she is outside the Letterman studios the other day giving us a great look at her new gorgeous body in a tight little dress. Unforgettable is right.

Adrianne Curry’s Super Hot Photoshoot

Finally, it looks like Twitter model Adrianne Curry has got herself a real photoshoot, that or she’s banging some dude with a tripod. Either way, you see what happens when you get proper lighting and camera equipment? Much hotter than the mobile phone crap. The high quality lens really picks picks up the juxtaposition of the smooth hairless body and the shimmering bikini….. I’m just messing with you, her boobs, booty and skinny chick curves look absolutely amazing! Well done. more pictures of Adrianne Curry here

Angela Simmons Bikini Pictures

Am I supposed to know who Angela Simmons Is? Because I haven’t got a clue. I’m no expert on this kind of thing, but I’m pretty sure she’s not related to Gene Simmons or Richard Simmons, just a hunch. Anyhow, whoever she is, she spent part of the weekend hanging out on the beach in a weird bikini/swimsuit get up that you normally only see on overweight strippers trying to hide their cesarean scars. Luckily Angela manages to make this thing look good. Keep up the good work.

Kristin Cavallari Works The Spandex

I really wish I didn’t have to write any posts about Dancing With The Stars , but they insisted on getting one of my favorite reality TV nobodies to appear on this season so what am I supposed to do. Here’s Kristin Cavallari heading to the studio in her sexy spandex and tank top combination. How could I not post pictures of this crap? She’s a hottie without any real prospects heading to rehearsal of a show that my grand parents absolutely adore. If that’s not relevant I don’t know what is. Enjoy.