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Kristin Cavallari’s Cute Little Dancing Booty

It looks like Kristin Cavallari hasn’t wasted any time getting into her Dancing With The Stars routine. Here she is outside the dance studio showing off her cute little booty in some nice leggings. I don’t watch the show, mostly because I have testicles, but i kinda like seeing softer chicks lose all kinds of weight during the season. If that happens with Kristin, she’s going to be rushed to the hospital. I guess maybe her little booty will get even tighter… If that’s even possible.

Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Yoga Figure

I’m still amazed that Ashley Tisdale has somehow managed to sort of stay relevant, at least in the blogging world, even if she really doesn’t do anything at all. Unless you can consider going to the gym or walking around in a yoga outfit a career, she’s jobless. Luckily for us, jobless chicks have a lot of time to work on the figures and Ashley is no exception. I’d hit it.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Single Legs

I’m kind of happy that Kristin Cavallari is no longer engaged, I know that sounds insensitive, but a hot chick like this shouldn’t be tied down to some douche. Besides, she doesn’t do anything and yet she’s still all over the celebrity blogs. If she got married, nobody would care what she’s up to and she’s go back to being a complete nobody. Here she is looking hot in her denim cut offs showing off her sexy legs. I’d marry this chick…. For a week or two. Call me.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Single Legs

I’m kind of happy that Kristin Cavallari is no longer engaged, I know that sounds insensitive, but a hot chick like this shouldn’t be tied down to some douche. Besides, she doesn’t do anything and yet she’s still all over the celebrity blogs. If she got married, nobody would care what she’s up to and she’s go back to being a complete nobody. Here she is looking hot in her denim cut offs showing off her sexy legs. I’d marry this chick…. For a week or two. Call me.

Katrina Campins Shows Off Her Useless Legs

I get a lot of pictures of chicks that I know absolutely nothing about, but I’ve got to say that this Katrina Campins chick takes the cake. Honestly, this may take like five minutes worth of research, I’m exhausted already. Apparently she was on The Apprentice at some point and is the star of some new show that I can’t remember anything about because I got bored looking up information about this nobody. Whoever she is, she’s got decent legs. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry Topless Tanning

You all know that whenever I get pictures of Twitter model Adrienne Curry hanging out by the pool or dressed in a sexy nerd costume, I’m going to post them. Here she is topless suntanning with one of her equally topless friends. Awesome. I know she just does this kind of thing to get attention because she’s got nothing else going on in her career right now, but I don’t care…. Still hot. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly’s Sweet Booty In Spandex

I’ve got to admit that I’m a big fan of chicks in yoga outfits, even if they’re just pretending and have absolutely no intention of actually taking a yoga class. It just looks good. Here’s Jaime Pressly showing off her amazing little booty in a sweet yoga get up. Judging by the quality of that ass, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s taken a yoga class or two. That thing looks like it could crush walnuts. Awesome. If I was a billionaire I’d hire her to crush nuts at my parties…. You know what I mean.

Kristin Cavallari Takes A Sexy Walk

I know that Kristin Cavallari doesn’t really do anything anymore, I’m not an idiot, but I still think the girl is hot and has got a lot of potential so I keep posting pictures of her walking around running errands and boring things like that. I don’t mean she’s got potential as an actress or anything, I’m not THAT blinded by her good looks, but I think she at least deserves a shot at something like a spread in Playboy or a party week with a Saudi Prince or the Italian Prime Minister. Keep up the good work.

Amber Rose’s Space Hooker Costume

I like a girl in super tight clothing as much as the next guy, but I don’t know what’s going on with this Amber Rose chick. Here she is heading to some show for London’s Fashion Week dressed as a prostitute from another planet. Space hookers are hot. The weird pattern on those breasts are mesmerizing me, I’m hypnotized, I want to buy a Kanye West CD for some reason. Help me, I can’t handle that crap.