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Amanda Seyfried Works On Her Hotness

These lame outfits are starting to get out of hand, Amanda Seyfried is either completely obsessed with working out or the lady who cleans her clothes is on strike. Whatever is going on, I for one am not too pleased about it. However, if it is the workout thing I think I’ll be able to look past it because that means at some point she’s going to want to show off all her hard work in a bikini or a tight little dress and when she does I’ll be there with pictures. Stay tuned. At least we get a good look at her boobs. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Kelly Ripa’s Tightly Wrapped Little Cleavage

If you like tight little boobies packed tightly into a little dress, you’re going to love these pictures of Kelly Ripa at some event I would never be invited to. She’s not the most glamorous or curvaceous celebrity, but I think she’s hot and I’d like to get a peek at those little things. Obviously I know they’re going to be tiny, they’re practically concave in these pictures, but I’d still like to see them just out of curiosity. It’s like looking in the bowl of a port-o-pottie at a concert, you know you shouldn’t look but you never know… You might find a dollar. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Goes Down Under

Kim Kardashian’s big ass is in Australia promoting heavy duty industrial strength Spanx or something, nobody really knows or gives a crap. Here she is walking around giving the Aussies a taste of good old American excess stuffed into a tight little dress. I like it. She looks like she’s drinking Champagne on a yacht in a couple of these pictures so it’s possible she’s shooting a rap video. Although she’d probably be oiled up in a bikini. Now I’ve got a great mental image. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Kristin Cavallari Does A Body Good

I don’t know what it is that Kristin Cavallari does all day, but it always seems to involve a sweet yoga outfit so who really cares. Here she is buying some household supplies the other day looking pretty damn cute. There’s kind of a double standard here, if she was a fat chick wearing this kind of outfit all the time it would be unacceptable, but because she’s got a tight little body nobody gives a crap if she just throws on some sweats to leave the house. I know I don’t, but when she becomes my girlfriend I expect her to put a little more effort into her choice of clothing… Or at least stop wearing a bra.

Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints

Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body . Sigh. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Sophie Monk Is Damaged

I don’t know what has happened to my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk’s tight little body, but I’m not too pleased about it. Here she is on the phone leaving me a voicemail about how she’s got a boo-boo on her belly and wants me to come over and kiss it better. Alright so I just checked my voicemail and unless she was calling to tell me that my mail order Russian bride was damaged beyond repair while in shipment… It wasn’t her. I knew I should have sprung for express shipping.

Geri Halliwell Raises More Than Just Money

It’s nice to see that former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is doing her part for Haiti…. By walking down a runway for at least fifty seconds. Here she is during rehearsal for her appearance at some lame fashion show to raise funds for the Haitian earthquake victims. Couldn’t she just donate some of her Spice Girl millions? Anyhow, I kinda think she looks hot, but that could just be because I’ve had a few drinks and older birds look better after a few pops. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Chicks Bikini Oil Wrestling

Do you really need me to explain why this video of two hot chicks wrestling in baby oil is my AmaTuna moment of the day? I didn’t think so. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Hot Chicks Bikini Oil Wrestling Video More AmaTuna

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Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture From Shape Magazine

It’s Friday, I’m sleepy, more than a little hungover and my stomach feels like I’m about to give birth to a really strange looking baby, so I’m going to get straight to the point with this picture of AnnaLynne McCord’s tight little body in a bikini for Shape magazine. This thing should sober you up pretty quickly. I’m assuming it’s been photoshopped a little to make her look even hotter and I don’t care. The world should be photoshopped, maybe then I’d get laid more.

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are Nicely Stuffed

I don’t really care that nobody Audrina Patridge is trying on sexy evening gowns, I’m just glad she brought her big fake boobs along with her.

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