I know I like to talk a lot of trash about the state of the modeling industry, and how it’s practically 90% rich kid wannabes and professional Insta-hotties these days, but then I see something like this new lingerie photoshoot from a genuine supermodel like Emily Ratajkowski and it totally restores my faith in this business. And the fire in my pants region. Yow.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all in this job… I see something I’d never expect in a million blog posts. Like Khloe Kardashian on the cover of Health Magazine . At first I thought this photoshoot was just some kind of early April Fools’ joke, but apparently not. I don’t know what these guys are smoking over there, but I definitely want some.
What the hell kind of outfit is this? Usually, I love Jessica Alba , but it looks like she is wearing bed cover from a Motel 6 at “The Helping Hand Of Los Angeles Mother’s Day Luncheon”. It’s not often that I get in touch with my inner lady, but when I see something this bad, I have to express myself. Let’s hope Jessica learns from this mistake.
Vanessa Hudgens is on set filming some shit movie with Selena Gomez that I am sure is going to be a disaster to watch….but that girls everywhere will love and imitate cuz that’s just the way these media brain washed cunts and it could be worse…their idols could be fat girls like Adele, instead of girls like Vanessa Hudgens who take naked pics of themselves for the internet, and who bend over in short shorts letting us look up their shirts….to stare at their bras….you see cuz I want a future filled with half naked girls open and willing to be naked….and not one filled with fat chicks who sing love songs…ya know…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
There are a few things in life I have very little interest in seeing…at least not for sexual purposes….because let’s face it, I don’t get shocked anymore and crave the day I see something that actually makes me gag, or sick to my stomach, or turned on, or really any fucking emotion…because I’m desensitized and the internet stole my soul…..but one of those things is Jessica Simpson, built like a fucking tank, in what may be a pregnant chick bikini top, beause she was obese to start with now she’s obese and pregnant, basically an excuse to fill up on a few extra plates at the breakfast buffet, I’d rather just google her archive of big tits on a small frame before she threw in the towel and became the plus sized garbage truck at the dump from the south that she is. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Want to see something that will make you really sick? Check out the slime of the Wisconsin medical community as they engage in fraud by writing up “doctor’s notes” for malingering teachers. Now, as I recall my own school days, showing up after being absent with a faked note from my Mom usually resulted in a suspension from school, and a less than pleasant one-on-one interview with my father on the… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : AMERICAN DIGEST Discovery Date : 19/02/2011 22:22 Number of articles : 2
As a Saturday Night Live property, MacGruber has always been at the bleeding of edge of synergy, brand integration, and maximal Pepsi ocularity, and on its way to the big screen, it should surprise no one that once again the marketing rules are being rewritten. Thus, we present for you star Will Forte’s full frontal photoshoot to promote the film. Underneath the jump, you’ll see something NSFW that you can’t unsee, and you won’t have the Photoshopped head-veil of MacGruber producer Lorne Michaels to protect you. Are you ready?
Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body . Sigh. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here
So many movies are so painfully average that it always feels great to see something that makes you exclaim in appreciation/shock/anger/exasperation, if only for the sake of having an undeniable, discussion-worthy reaction to something.
I’m sure if you look hard enough you’ll see something interesting through Ciara ’s tank top… or maybe I’m just so used to looking at tits on my monitor all day that nipples are permanently engraved in my retinas.