Tom Hanks’ lame, poor excuse for a rapper son released an ode to his school, Northwestern University. The song, and the kid are both embarrassing to the Hanks family and anyone on Earth that ever picked up a microphone to rap. But Chet Haze isn’t the only pseudo-celebrity to try to rap to awful results. Here are 10 more that put a black eye on the creation of Hip-Hop.
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Wackness: 10 “Celebrities” That Failed At Rapping
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I haven’t had Tila Tequila’s fake boobies on the site in a long time, so I’m happy to see that she’s still not afraid to let them all hang out for the cameras every chance she gets. Not that it really takes her much convincing to show them off. It’s also nice to see her looking kinda good for a change, not so I’ll stab you in the face crazy-eyed… I wouldn’t send this one back to the agency.
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I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots…. But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about…. This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored… Either way – she’s a fucking joke….
Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time… When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….
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Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day
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Here’s Tila Tequila out doing a little retail therapy as she recovers from her Insane Clown Injuries . She looks alright to me, a little stupid looking in those insanely high waisted mom jeans, but other than that her injuries look minor. It’s hard to feel bad for the girl, this is what happens when you try to stop a flying beer can with your face, she should know better than that. At least she was topless when she did it. more pictures of Tila Tequila here
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Filed under: Mel Gibson , Tila Tequila , Lindsay Lohan , TMZ Live , Celebrity Justice , Joe Jackson , Brian Oxman We took your questions today on everything — including Mel Gibson ‘s car crash, Lindsay Lohan possibly being released from rehab early, and Tila Tequila getting pelted by her audience while performing. Plus: Joe Jackson’s lawyer, Brian Oxman , learns… Read more
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TMZ Live: Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, and Tila
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Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked . For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois. A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, “I Fucked the DJ.” In response, the former realty star took off her shirt – but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles… … and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila. Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on “Ninja Rap” from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that. Meanwhile, Tequila’s rep says a “lawsuit is pending” regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE ); while her manager adds: “Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given.” The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?
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Vanilla Ice, Bare Boobs, Urine-Soaked Watermelon Featured During Night of Tila Tequila Attack
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Filed under: Tila Tequila A wrestler who was performing at the Gathering of Juggalos tells TMZ … TIla Tequila literally had to stand behind a wall of security guards while on stage — and not even flashing her breasts could stop the onslaught.
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Filed under: Tila Tequila TMZ has obtained video of Tila Tequila being pelted by objects as she tried to “perform” on stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos this weekend. In the video, Tila can be heard screaming “I ain’t going nowhere!” as she tries to sing on stage — but that… Read more
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Tila Tequila Attack — Caught on Tape
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