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Tila Tequila Tits Bore Me of the Day

I have said all I really need to say about Tila Tequila. It is now at the point of me actually getting annoyed of the shit. Before, I thought it was okay to point and laugh at her in her demise, but she’s dragging this shit on and on and someone needs to just put her out of her fucking misery. The world gets it, she wants to get noticed, she wants attention, she wants to think the peak is yet to come and that she still matters and will always matter, but she doesn’t matter, and no one does care, except for the occasional pervert who likes mini asian people with huge fake tits…. Pics via Bauer

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Tila Tequila’s Blond Asian Boob Show Continues

Tila Tequila’s weird blond Asian train-wreck show continues with a stop at some nightclub the other night where she performed what had to have been one of the worst versions of whatever song she sang. I don’t need to hear it, I just have a hunch it was rotten. Anyhow, at the very least the crowd was treated to a couple of ass flashes, some upskirts and probably about half a dozen nip slips, so all in all the evening was a success. On a positive note, I love her fake boobies. Enjoy.

Sarah Palin Documentary Series: An All-Time Low

When we heard Discovery was not only airing a documentary series called Sarah Palin’s Alaska, but shelling out big bucks for the right to, we were confused. Seriously … a show about the state’s natural beauty from a former half-term governor turned professional celebrity who arguably did tremendous ecological harm to Alaska and wishes she could drill, baby, drill even harder? How is that not an all-time low for the network? Apparently it is. A source within Discovery says that when they pitched the show to ad buyers, they were not impressed: “the whole thing [was] comical.” As much as a contractual demand for straws that bend ? Hard to say. HALF-BAKED ALASKA : Who gave this the green light? “After the promo, (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering … people were laughing and it’s not even a comedy. No one took it seriously.” The insider was concerned that given a lack of interest from ad buyers, Discovery would have to “dump the show to a crappy time slot” to cut losses. “The bottom line is that everyone thought it was an all-time low for Discovery … My guess is the show is going to tank big time.” We’d have to agree. After all, it’s going to air on Discovery’s sister network, TLC. As in The Learning Channel, where the audience presumably wants to learn something. That’s pretty much the opposite of what Sarah Palin is known for. What’s next, Kate Gosselin doling out parenting advice? Oh… wait.

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Tila Tequila Challenges Perez Hilton to Celebrity Gossip Off

Having abadoned her career as a professional, rarely clothed Twitter user, Tila Tequila has set her sights on a new goal: World Wide Web domination. In an interview with Fox News, the shameless D-lister said she’s excited about her upcoming celebrity gossip blog, TliaTequilaOMG.com, because it “will dethrone Perez Hilton.” “Everybody knows I dubbed him ‘Piggy Perez’,” Tila said. “All my friends say, ‘we can’t wait for your site, you’re going to beat Piggy Perez.’” That’s a tall order, of course. Can Tequila draw penises on photos , make everything about herself, and use second grade-level vocabulary? Hilton isn’t the only person Tila says she’ll take down with her new site. “People who have messed with me, I will put them on ‘blast,’ every single one of them, and it is going to be ugly,” she promises, possibly aiming her venom at THG. If that’s the case, we have a message for this future rival: Bring. It. On . We also have a question for readers: Who sucks more?

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Tila Tequila Staged Stripclub Pictures of the Day

The reason I know this is seriously staged is not because Tila Tequila is on her last legs and trying to get as much attention as possible and it’s not because she’s posing in each shot, like an eager attention whore just wanting to get noticed, but because I’ve been kicked out of many stripclubs over the years for just having my fucking cellphone on the table, since stripclubs like to keep shit private, in case one of the dancers is a fucking mom of 3 who is active in her community and kid’s school…..I also know that they lit this stripclub with studio lights and didn’t even try to make shit look discreet. The end is near for her, this is pathetic, desperate, boring, unoriginal and uninteresting… there’s nothing hot about her and her 4 foot 11 frame rolling around in money that she’s soon gonna have none of….notice that it’s all “Singles”, bitch coulda at least busted out a couple of 10s or 20s….now collectively pray that she gets put out of her misery….I don’t know about you, but I’m eager for her to officially let fame kill her like she was a child star and not an internet star….Seriously, so ready for bitch to suicide….Her internet fame has gone to far, the only thing she offers society is that she’s a stain on the shit…. As someone who spent the better part of a decade in a stripclub, these pictures are nothing but a fucking joke. I shouldn’t be feeding into this crap. I just have nothing better to do and part of me loves to take advantage of girls who want fame so bad they are willing to do “ANYTHING” for it…but TIla Tequila is so vile that she makes that an ugly thing….and that pisses me off… Pics via Bauer

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Tila Tequila In A Classy See Through Outfit

It looks as though Tila Tequila has gotten over the heartbreak of miscarrying her imaginary baby and the loss of her pretend lesbian bride and has gone back to her old familiar slutty ways. Here she is showing some skin in a see through dress at the Howard Stern studios the other day. This chick is all class, and who’s she trying to kid? Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a blond asian, they’re like unicorns, they only exist in fairy-tales and pornos.

Tila Tequila Goes Blond

Ever since I stopped following Tila Tequila ’s Twitter page, I totally forgot that she even existed, but here she is with a new blond hairdo and girl needs to dye that crap back. Seriously, blond Asians are like Italian girls without chest hair. It’s just doesn’t work.

Tila Tequila Flashes

It’s no secret that Tila Tequila has been going through so personal issues over the last few decades months so I don’t want to judge her too much for her strange behavior. That being said, what the hell is this crap all about? Here she is at the grocery store the other day flashing her ass every chance she gets in her weird ‘barely there’ dress. I shouldn’t complain, because I like Tila’s ass, but this is just sad. I guess there are worse ways to get attention, she could have a fake pregnancy and fake miscarriage. At least this way we get some ass shots. Enjoy.

Tila Tequila Visits The Cleveland Show

Having been conspicuously absent from celebrity gossip blogs and keeping a relatively low profile on Twitter for weeks, Tila Tequila finally turned up Sunday … … on The Cleveland Show . We’ve got nothing, except to note that Charlie Sheen also made an appearance on Fox that night (with classic Family Guy quotes ) and these quick points: The quiet has really been rather nice lately She looks hotter here than in real life …

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Tila Tequila Makes an Ass of Herself

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Tila Tequila Still in mourning from the death of her girlfriend Casey Johnson nearly three months ago, famous person Tila Tequila wore a see-through black dress to go food shopping with photographers in L.A. on Monday.When life gives you melons … See Also … Permalink

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