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Megan Fox for Emporio Armani of the Day

One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care…. One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns… What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.

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Megan Fox for Emporio Armani of the Day

Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day