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Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Tits from Twitter of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation…

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Keri Hilson’s Tits Trying to Be Rihanna of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Hilson is still trying to be Rihanna, only now she’s not still doin it in front of the mirror for herself, or at family functions, but she is doing it at industry parties like she’s actually made, which I guess she technically has, sure she got to the top on a cheap coat tail ride trying to be the next Rihanna, sure know doors were broken down like she was Rosa Parks or anyone who really left a mark on the world, sure she’s just cookie cutter, white bread, immitation brand of a celebrity who won’t be remembered, but at least she wore a shirt I am willing to look at, otherwise, I wouldn’t have even noticed her standing over there, not that she cares if I notice her or not, I’m just trying to make a point…. Pics Via BauerGriffin

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AnnaLynne McCord Still Thinks She’s Got It Going On of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone needs to knock this bitch off her high horse, and no, I’m not talking about her long-faced mother, I’m talking about her cunt ego.

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Kim Kardashian and her Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is a new fucking woman, I don’t know what the fuck she did to herself but she doesn’t look the same at all and I guess even she figured she was lame as fuck and a total fucking attention seeking joke who only had a career cuz she let black dudes piss on her like the urinal at my local community center on a thursday night after the basketball practice and it was probably best to do try to escape that by transforming herself into someone know one fuckin’ recognzied. I hear the next big move towards escaping the shit is pulling a Chastity Bono, so enjoy these tits when you have the chance, cuz with whatever bra she has on, they are pretty spectacular. PICS VIA FAME

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Carmen Electra is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it’s time for Carmen Electra to throw that stipperobics DVD she hosted back in and start practicing what she learned cuz she’s lookin’ fat. Maybe she’s getting ready for a role as a fat chick, but I don’t think Carmen Electra ever got work for any reason other than her hot body…. I guess it is normal that with age comes sagging and weight gain and as much as I liked Carmen Electra and her fake tits, that Iam sure she’s glad she has now that her body has started to turn thick and rectangular, and they keep things a little top heavy and curvy like some kind of optical illusion, like most post-menopausal women and that I am sure she was glad she had when she was younger because they are a hug part of her fucking career, but that I am not glad she has because I hate fake tits, not that my opinion really matters to this whore, so I don’t know why I’m bothering writing it out, I should just say appreciate this bitch while you can, because like a roller coaster ride, the fun always comes to an end and I have a feeling these pics are the last fuckin’ stretch and I’m just amazed that with a body like this, she hasn’t had a few kids fuck her shit up, instead she only has her and her laziness to blame…

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Some Kathy Lee Gifford Tit in a Dress for Old Times of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Before Kathy Lee Gifford was a botox, jacked up face dinosaur, she used to be on morning television in an era when internet porn wasn’t accessible and I only had one channel, pretty much making her my little whore on at least one occassion when I happened to be awake at 9 am. There was just something about her fat tits, the idea of her red pubic hair and her annoying uptight attitude that I liked. I think it had to do with knowing I was far too dirty a motherfucker for her to even throw a dollar at without using hand sanitizer in a time before hand sanitizer existed and I am sure I am not the only one who jerked off to her back when she was on Regis with Kelly, otherwise they woulda never kept her on the show….I’m talking to you Regis…You little pig….

Here are her tits and botox face for old times…….

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Lil’ Kim Performing With Her Tits of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lil Kim is a whore, not that you didn’t already know that, not that we actually know that she is one because for the most part girls who are this sexual on the outside are really fucking garbage in the bedroom, not that Lil Kim is really sexual on the outside, she looks more like a plastic Asian sex doll, but the way she presents herself is pure whore. A real brainless marketing strategy for anyone with a pussy. Here is Some Video of her Tits talking bullshit to some Romanian dude because whenever I hear that Romanian accent I get excited and assume it is going to end in gypsies juggling beach balls with bears at some traveling circus

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Audrina Patridge Is A Dumb Blond

Posted on August 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everyone’s favourite useless celebrity, Audrina Patridge showing of her new blond highlights. Doesn’t she know in order for her to be blond she has to act like one

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Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

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Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

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