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Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lookin’ Good….Nipples… Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour….. Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits.. I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before.. I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got…. The post Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Maggie Duran…she’s a bit of an instagram model – so let’s call this whore what she’s been working on….and that’ @Maggiedurann …. Now I don’t know @Maggiedurann….so maybe I’m an asshole in assuming that she’s some narcissist show off who thinks she deserves to be in front of the camera… Or that she’s trying to become famous, or at least famous enough to get dudes with money to make her babies… Because it’s the dream…everyone wants that fame for nothing…and in some cases..like in @Maggiedurann’s case..they’ll get naked enough for it.. Making her pretty fucking amazing…the kind of Christian who puts her tits out there for everyone to see…because it’s just tits, the tap of life for babies everywhere, and not a fuck video.. I believe the fame whore, social media whore, instagram model movement is dead, it’s boring…but I guess as long as the low levels are putting their tits out there for “art”..there’s still value to what they do…beause we like tits…and need girls showing them… The post Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself… To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Mom TIts for Snapchat of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian is on a mission to have people see her tits…but not quite pull out her tits…but to see her tits and get excited about her tits…because she’s a rich chick, who in being rich is totally delusional about her and her career, because she assumes the fans she has from being on The Voice with Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, and not fans because she had one hit many fucking years ago…and a slutty video that made it on the air, and that people jerked off to, because porn on the internet wasn’t really mainstream then….not everyone had an internet connection…and not everyone bothered sitting in front of a computer…since there were no smart phones all night…just the weirdos like me.. So you know, in her mind she’s this bitch who has written Bieber hit songs, because her husband and baby daddy at the time was the hired producer…and in her mind that monthly residual check for hundreds of thousands of dollars or more…are a reminder to herself of how fantastic and talented in music she is…even if she was a Disney kid…another venue that just patted her on the back…making her thinks she was better than the average… Meaning, she sits around looking at her vain self in the mirror…thinking “I am the reason Rihanna exists”….and I guess now that she’s in her 30s, she’s trying to get that crown via snapchat tits and a new album, hoping her fans who follow her expecting her to go off the rails and fist her baby hole on snapchat care enough to screenshot and release them..and by fans I mean hired interns… The post Christina Milian Mom TIts for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby… I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs… While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same… That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy… All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits.. I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits.. Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits… The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare. The post Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not.. The post Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true… I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame… In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck…. So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend. What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn… I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked.. So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her… You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them.. So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate…. The post Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Thought Charlotte McKinney was Exclusive a Bootleg Hooters Girl of the DAy

Posted on October 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney, who has already done some work with Carl’s Jr on a viral video that happens to be the biggest thing she’s ever done, and the video happened after she was cast for Dancing With the Stars as the tits to get husbands to watch the show, with their wives, because wives who watch shows like Dancing with the Stars, are usually married to the simple minded retard that gets excited seeing a big set of tits, because his life fucking sucks and tits don’t…especailly when they are the only thing you’re allowed to stare at because they are on your wife’s stories, and if they were on a hooker, a girl you sext, or a co-worker, it would be very against the church you go to on Sundays… I guess what I am saying is that Charlotte McKinney happens to be a rich kid from Florida with a tax evading father in the Bahamas jewelery business….who with her tits managed to take her Florida trash to LA…and with her rich friends who like tits…to get on TV…when really she belongs in middle state Florida bootleg Hooters…in some small Gator town…too small for a Hooters franchise…but not too small for big tits serving you wings… Insead, she’s in national campaigns for some other white trash fast food brand….which is still garbage trash…but too high profile for this pile of sloppy, big titty, stripper that never was tits… She makes no sense to me…but I get that people are still tit obsessed in a world where so many girls have huge tits all over social media..who fucking cares to make them famous for it…keep them struggling, it’s how they get more and more naked/dirty/ porny… We’re fucking with the natural cycle…of natural tit worth and value of a whore exploiting herself for titty fame…Garbage. The post I Thought Charlotte McKinney was Exclusive a Bootleg Hooters Girl of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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