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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing… Because she’s put her tits away.. I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3…. That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares… I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is the worst… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show… So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame… But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit. The post Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariacarla Boscono Brings Some Model TIts for Pop Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits. I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger… I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS… Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy.. The post Mariacarla Boscono Brings Some Model TIts for Pop Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kayla Kupcakes Flashes the Judge of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Susan Surrette, 54, of Fort Lauderdale was arrested on Wednesday for disorderly intoxication. When Judge John Hurley asked Surrette what she does for employment, she said she works as an escort and porn star named Kayla Kupcakes. Then She Flashed her tits…and I decided to google her, because any girl who flashes her tits,, whether for a judge or anyone, is my kind of gutter trash crackhead…. I found her porn HERE ….it wasn’t that difficult… It just reminds me of how digusting some people are, usually from Florida, like she’s the kind of old, weather, stripper looking trailer park garbage that I wouldn’t necessarily want to fuck, but I am totally down to watch her fuck, because it just makes sense… It also reminds me that not all porn chicks make 1,000,000 dollars a year…and some girls call themselves pornstars, because they get paid 1000 dollars to fuck. Here’s a previews… The post Kayla Kupcakes Flashes the Judge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for W Korea of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is naked enough in W Korea…showing off her gap, unforunately not her Gash, not that her Gash would be that exciting, she’s old, and really all that matters when it comes to Lara Stone is her tits…and her shitty attitude that involved trying to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her that weren’t even topless….and that even if they were, she should chill the fuck out on it, because we’ve already seen her tits and her sacred Honeymoon is just a precursor to divorce… Divorce she’s currently involved in.. Divorce that probably inspires this “Look at my titties” shoot.. The post Lara Stone for W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a Towel of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Tits from Blurred Lines Video wore a towel for Mario Testino, who is a famous photographer, and towel fetishist who takes a picture of every girl he is paid to shoot in a towel, that he publishes into a towel book, that the client who paid for him and for the “talent” or in this case “the tits”…gets no part of, because he’s a double dipping opportunist…and who really cares that he’s self serving, when he takes mediocre pictures of important people and in this case “the tits from a music video two years ago”…. What I am trying to say is that this picture would be more interesting if “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” was acting more in line with her skillset and showing The Tits from Blurred Lines Video….not covering it up…She’s the worst… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Legeyda Has Big Boobs of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Natasha Legeyda ….she’s a Russian / Italian, Suicide Girl, who deserves to be so much more than a Suicide Girl, because in case you didn’t notice, Most Suicide girls are tattooed up trolls, who I guess figure being tattooed up, gives them some edge or business to be nude models, when really anyone can be nude models, they just need to get nude, and they shouldn’t feel they need the validation of some site to do it…unless that site is DrunkenStepfather.com…because, well, I like casting couches…… Luckily, this Natasha nude model didn’t totally destroy herself with tattoos, because tattoos are disgusting, and should be saved for disgusting girls who need them to get published…while this girl just needs her tits…tits that are slowly going viral…because America fucking love tits…and she’s got tits…big tits… Russian girls are amazing, even though they have no souls…and I especially love their willingness to get naked to make money or get noticed, because I think that’s actually empowering to women…you know…trick idiot dudes with your tits…it works and it is awesome…mainly because I get to see your tits… Pictures are by Marco Michieltto The post Natasha Legeyda Has Big Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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