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Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day

I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits.. So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking… All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good. The post Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day

I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion… I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero… Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits. If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume.. The post Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day

Tereza Kecerova is a Czech model…who I guess is based somewhere in the USA, because I’ve been following her on instagram for a long fucking time, and thinks she’s amazing, even in her fight against her modelling agency in Miami, who doesn’t pay her like the hooker that would imply that she is, and not the angel that her amazing body in a bikini that she is…. A photo posted by Tereza Ka?erová (@terezakacerova) on Jun 22, 2015 at 5:53am PDT I guess the sad thing in all this….is that unlike other Czech girls, she’s taken the modeling the route and not the webcam modelling route…making her a mail order bride that got away…but I guess we can look at her in boring catalog bikinis pics… The post Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Hilbert is. I am going to assume she doesn’t fucking matter.. I am also going to assume she’s an instagram model…pretending to be an actual model…because brands only care about hiring instagram models…because instagram models. help build their instagram and everyone fucking loves instagram…I’ll just assume she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling…but maybe I’m wrong…maybe she’s the rare “found in a bus shelter” teen runaway success story…but I’m sticking to rich kid.. Oh…apparently, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model….which I don’t think is that much better than being an instagram model, which doesn’t mean she’s not an instagram model, it just means that a big horrible evil brand has taken her under their wing to peddle their shit to her audience…and I guess what I am saying is that this would be better if she was naked… The post Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost… I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want… But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear… But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is… Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day

I don’t know who Rebecca Dayan is, but she apparently has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but include being “Foreign Minister’s Aide” in a John Travolta movie I’ve never heard of, called From Paris with Love, which is where she is from….meaning her showing her tits, isn’t a big deal, I mean this is just a day at the beach the modeling version, but whether it is just a day at the beach or not, there’s something amazing about tits on a genetic level…as a species we all love tits…no matter how liberal an aspiring celebrity or a culture of Europeans are with their tits… All this to say Dayan is a Moroccan name…so she may be Arab….or Jewish…if that makes jerking off to her tits seem more exotic… Which brings up an important point…and that is if you’re jerking off to tits…you’re the fucking worst. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy

Black but not that black but still black model Jourdan Dunn…who in case you didn’t know is some trashy UK model who is best friends with Cara Delevingne, because like Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne is the leader of her circle, friends with everyone in her lesbian, not that hot model ways… I assume this Jourdan chick is a Victoria’s Secret model, this is probably a victoria’s secret shoot, and she’s showing her tits…for a lot of fucking money…because despite what the world wants you to think…we’re not living in a racist divided society, proven in my ability to want to suck her tits… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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