When you’re a Rihanna Impersonator holding on as hard as you can to the little level of fame you’ve got… YOu do what you can when you are at events you know paparazzi are going to be at… Subtly pull out that tit…that big and amazing tit…because people want to see it…but you can’t make it obvious, it’ll look desperate…even though we already know she’s desperate…right…but not as desperate as me for posting her tits like they matter, because everything in my life is far more pathetic than this….this is actually the high point, but why kill myself, when I can just laugh at how bad it gets and hope for a natural disaster. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA… You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you… You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too.. The post Alexandra Daddario’s Misused in Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat… The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,… Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits… The post Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jun 24, 2015 at 12:02pm PDT Rosie Huntington-Whitely posted some fitness humping the air like a horny girl on MDMA trying to have an orgasm to the bass of the music at the rave…because she’s a model and I guess now she’s trying to be a fitness model, even though she looks like the kind of girl who is more of getting her calories from wine and cocaine…because I guess she’s scaled back on the party and focused on the good life…now that she’s pushing 100 fucking year old….but you can still masturbate to her… The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…why not celebrate girls who get multi-million dollar contracts to lose weight and pretend a weightloss program actually works, after gaining a ton of weight after singing that contract, instead of losing that weight… Only, she eventually strapped down to hire a chef and training to get to this level of very strong looking legs….because I guess she didn’t want to pay out… This was all while not losing her tits…tits that used to mean something… Now they were an old, washed up and belong to a mom…..with a lot of fucking money…that don’t need to work ever again…but who at one time was like a Kardashian with a reality show. But still tits…with hard nipples…as tits tend to do… I am glad she’s not covering her tits like the girl at the grocery store was earlier today, I just didn’t understand how girls are still shy about hard nipples in the heat-to-air-conditioning…struggles of the summer… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s an Old Lady with Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Rumor is that Rose McGowan was objectified by Adam Sandler’s casting team for one of his shitty fucking movies that makes him too much money based on his talent alone… They specifically told her to wear a cleavage shirt, a note probably written by her agent in hopes she’d finally get work and make him money… She exposed him, while thinking she was exposing Adam Sandler…for being a womanizing prick, you can assume he is…you know seeing as he has the mental capacity of a 14 year old Jewish boy who loves basketball…and now her agent fired her.. For those of you who don’t know, Rose McGowan in the early 2000s, used her tits to get famous… All this to say, hollywood loves whores, so if you want to be in hollywood, you have to be a whore, and when you’ve made it in hollywood and don’t have to be a whore anymore, you don’t need to take a higher than thou stance and ruin it for all the up and coming whores… It is a vapid, empty, money grubbing place…where the men get fake tans and botox and the women like their money… Anyone involved in the industry is a fucked up pervert weirdo….so asking for cleavage, is probably more a testament of her agent’s opinion of her talent…and not so much Adam Sandler’s needs, as many people have already seen her tits… All this to say, I like Rose McGowan….and hate Adam Sandler, so Team #Rose, but this is an idiotic story with no real point proved…even though she’s not a fan of me… The post Rose McGowan and a Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on May 21, 2015 at 6:27am PDT Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it… Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions.. It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something… I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher… I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered… I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits? She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits? All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Jessica Alba’s 200 Million Dollar Humping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
