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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed… I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame… I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now… Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard… What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch.. The post Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alleged Charlotte McKinney Leaked Pics of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is a Florida bootleg hooters girl gone mainstream thanks to some kind of fucking scam…with a broken down face that looks like it is pushing 40 and amazingly massive natural tits…that prove that even if you look like you belong stripping in some bootleg florida town…you can still make it…if making it is ending up on Dancing with the Stars…which it kinda of… These are alleged pics of her naked, not sure when they are from, I just know that they are properly timed with her big break..that to date has made no sense to me…because of the level of talent she has….besides her tits… I assume there is a team behind her, thanks to her tits…tits that after seeing her nude pics..I would like to thank too.. Obviously…when you have a body like this you take nudes.. These may be old…they may not be her…but take it in…because why the fuck not..nude selfies are awesome no matter when they were taken, why they were taken…or who they were taken for.. The post Alleged Charlotte McKinney Leaked Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carrie Keegan Went for a Hike of the Day

For some random reason, a reason I call huge tits, I follow this Carrie Keegan girl on facebook, and I have no fucking idea why, other than tits, because she’s got some fucking tits..I have no idea what she does, I’ll assume “act”, because why the fuck else would she live in LA, it’s not like people move there to work at a Mexican restaurant, even though a lot of people end up working at the Mexican restaurant, when they realize that they aren’t as special as their bullshit egos thought they were when they first moved out to be famous… I guess the good news for Carrie Keegan is that she takes a solid hikini pic, one that reminds me she’ll be ok, if things get tough, assuming she’s not a rich kid being bankrolled by her trust fund, she can always do big titty fetish videos…but I think she already is…. The post Carrie Keegan Went for a Hike of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy

I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics.. Either way, here she is… The post Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind… The post Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from… But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt… A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Mar 20, 2015 at 7:02am PDT To See her in Tight Enough Pants CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Nipple of the Day

I am sure all the “artists’ on Hollywood Boulevard impersonating big stars wish they had the same fate as the number one Rihanna impersonator in recent years… Her name is Rita Ora. She did some low level music in the UK, then piggy backed over to America with I guess some producer friends she met sucking dick in the back of night clubs….it’s not hard to meet these DJs in their hometown when they aren’t out touring, because DJs like all dudes…love big willing tits.. Either way, when in America, she really tried being a back-up Rihanna for a label that I guess saw Rihanna losing her fucking mind, and wanted to have a back-up and 4 years later, she’s got hit songs of her own, but more importantly, she’s got a willingness to continue to draw attention to herself with something Rihanna doesn’t have…and that’s tits.. Since I like tits, and you like tits, we can all agree, Rita Ora’s got tits..and apparently, tits get hits, or in her case, they make hits…because now she’s relevant…and I’m much more interested in her tits, than her tits..and you should be too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day

Kristen Bell is flashing panties. I don’t know when this picture is from, if it is old or new, but I guess any mom of two with one of the more annoying actors in hollywood, should be thanked for wearing panties, it’s like we don’t need to see none of that baby making mess when she’s getting out of a car…even though I wouldn’t be against seeing that baby making mess…as I like vaginas of all levels of ravaged… The post Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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